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Old Oct 13, 02
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you didnt know that when you translate languages they are rarely accurate?
so much for me ever thinking you are the genius you seem to proclaim you are.

and by shut it I mean don't feed the fire by insulting someones rave or telling someone they are a jib tech warrior just because she said something about your weight.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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respect is a 2 way street u must give to receive
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~:

And to the chick who called me fat... sorry I dont dig the hi im a j tech warrior nazi concentration camp survivor anorexic bitch who beleives curves r evil and that has the body of a 12 yr old boy!
The way I read this, goddessa isn't insulting galaxie, she's just saying how she's not into looking like a 12 year old jibtek boy; she likes her curves.

Lets play nice people :D
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by MistressSpankME:
umm.. i think he allready new that.

Regardless of that, your english still sucks.

stabby & zarlon, i'm loving your visual posts haha

But, although it may be a joke I dont find insulting her weight appropriate (neither is her insulting anyones race). From what i've seen she's not even that big.. and i think we've all gone over this before. Curves are good. Godessa, you are just begging to be attacked so thats what people are going after. I advise you to just shut it now because you'll never win, you'll just make it worse.
There's nothing wrong with having a little meat on your bones.

However, I think I speak for the general public when I say that we don't really enjoy images of a fat chick's boobs. I'm sure her boobs would be a lot smaller if it weren't for her weight.

Besides, she's annoying, so I'll make fun of her however I want. She asked for it!
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by ~*goddessa*~:
did u know that for Italian French Spanish and Portuguese languages that when u use a trasnlator to translate it comes back googly and wierd because the english language is very much different from the languages I stated. Silly willy
Actually, that's partially true.

The real reason is because the English language does not require a gender reference for each noun or to conjugate a verb. Objects in English are simply thought of as an "it", while in the Romance Languages, they are associated with a gender.

English:
A door

French:
Une porte

Italian:
Un portello

Spanish:
Una puerta

Portugese:
Uma porta
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Old Oct 13, 02
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im a genius mistress
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by galaxie:


However, I think I speak for the general public when I say that we don't really enjoy images of a fat chick's boobs.

speak for yourself. haha

c'mon lets just encourage her to post more scandalous pictures of herself on the net. that way everyone wins. we get to see the pics, and she makes fun of herself for us!! =)

Quote:
Originally posted by galaxie:


Besides, she's annoying, so I'll make fun of her however I want. She asked for it!
damn straight. haha
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Why you would want to see those pics is beyond me Oliver.

Can you say... desperate??! :P
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Old Oct 13, 02
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im the new timdareezo claire.

why are you so bent on calling her fat and insulting her anyways? can you say...insecure??!

blah blah blah claire.... im gonna go shit talk you on irc now. that'll show you! ha! P
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Old Oct 13, 02
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oh no! dont shittalk her on irc! her life will be OVER!! ;)
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Old Oct 13, 02
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you are one smoking chick goddesa, but i think you would be a lot hoter if you didnt fight back with brandi any how you seem nice but cut the shit with brandi and brandi same to you ( i know youll read this but anyhow ladies CAT FIGHT )
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Old Oct 13, 02
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cant we all be freinds , goddessa play nice now , are you spanish
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Old Oct 13, 02
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nope i aint spanish I am Italian! EVERYONE THINX I AM SPANISH ARABIC PERSIAN OR AZN????? some people even thought i was black and east indian b4? hahahahaha
My dads an immigrant from southern Italia the province Calabria on the same peninscula as Sicily....my mom is french Canadian from the Peg(that place is a hole i would slash&crash so fast if i lived there) so yah
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Old Oct 13, 02
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I do got rice, I had rice today and yesterday, I had rice every day for years, I had my first plate of White food the other day.

And isn't it more of an insult to you that I'm a "Got Rice Bitch" and I can speak/type better English than you? English is my second language too.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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The Surrey Educational System sure shines through in these posts.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Junglet:
im the new timdareezo claire.

why are you so bent on calling her fat and insulting her anyways? can you say...insecure??!

blah blah blah claire.... im gonna go shit talk you on irc now. that'll show you! ha! P
Yes I'm insecure I hate myself.. I'm going to go hang myself now!

WORD STABBY.. Rock that shit.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Rice makes u constipated so does bananas. What cargo ship did u come from? Did the village goat die on the voyage?My condolences if such a tragic thing happened.uhmmmmmmmm

goddessa out
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by zarlon:


Yes I'm insecure I hate myself.. I'm going to go hang myself now!

WORD STABBY.. Rock that shit.
Might I have the great honour of preparing the noose for u?
W3RD STABBY!!!! ROCK THAT RICE YO! ITS ILL B!

AZN GIRL HAVE BIG DUMPA!

goddessa out
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Old Oct 13, 02
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No, I learned quite a bit of English on my journey here though. I see you have taken up my offer and read the Handbook of English , congrats on your somewhat improved English, grammer and vocabulary.

And that goat, it pulled though but died shortly after I gave it to Marty... :( Now we have no goat to sodomize.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Are you asking me to defecate on you?
:)
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Dont worry leslie... i'll just go to the vancouver game farm and steal another one.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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Michelle, I think she was trying to go after natalie.. But if not, she went further than she had to on the whole skinny thing...
And I know thats why you're using that to make fun of her natalie, i just dont find it appropriate thats all. My mother's overweight so i've never picked on anyone for being fat, unless they REALLY piss me off.. I'm not going to do it over a message board scrap though.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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why dont gangster's go square dancing????

because when the mc says "hoe down" the gangster thinks his girlfriend has been shot.
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Old Oct 13, 02
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A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla. So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla--for five hundred bucks? Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have to think the matter over.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and "Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?

"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."
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