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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain. |
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A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace.
The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down, and starts to read. The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars, " Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?" The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?" The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?" |
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Warning - English Joke!
UK-US Translation Guide: "Aussie" = Australian "Shag" = To have sex with An Aussie was marooned on a desert island. His only companions were a male dog and a female koala. The dog and koala hit it off, and for a year the Aussie could only sit and watch while the dog humped the koala senseless. "Lucky bastard!" thought the Aussie, "I could do with a good shag myself. " One day a beautiful naked blonde was washed up on the beach. "Hi. I'll do anything you want me to," she said to the Aussie. "Great!!! At last, after all this time!!! Take the dog for a walk, love, while I shag this koala." |
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Heh. I see you know nothing of literary devices.. Sarcasm being the key point here. |
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no...
when people use racism as insults.. its lame when they call "oh you homo.. you fuck" etc, thats just talking stupid. Now when ninjaboy over there posts a somewhat bitter post.. he's usually right on the mark and most people will agree with him. GOOD NIGHT |
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i dont like making enemies on here, but GOD please dont be such an ignorant bitch its one thing to toss insults but another to be racist. i had no problem with you, you can post whatever the hell you want, i dont give a shit if you want to post naked pictures of yourself if it makes you happy. but being racist? thats fucking low. |
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hahahahahaha I thinkI got a hernia? (is da how ju speel oot?) from laughing so hard! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehhehehe hohohoohohohooh ajajajjajajajjajajaja BRAVO!BRAVO!!!GUSTO!!!! thank u all for being good puppets:kam: *baci baci* |
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Slips like this and the way you post make it all to easy to tell that you can't act. Either that or you are a trans-sexual. I know who you are. :118: |
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I can understand the 'gf' thing.. its just an abbreviation..
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THIS IS FUCKIMNG HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
goddessa you are the most worthless peice of internet trash ive ever come across. (excluding one post in the JB2 thread). fucking hilarious. absolutely true: the last time i talked to marty he was asking for acid. that was earlier. look at his posts. damn straight. mwha! |
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ppcock, why did you respond to a question that was directed only to your other puppet with this username?
If your name is not Nigel then what is it? I doubt you will tell me. Regardless of the name it's the same sockpuppet to me, in the end you are the one pulling the strings. I do applaud you on playing everyone for this long and so well. :keebler: |