I am bored as phuck thread... - Page 21

Jingles · #**501** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

the Cotton Candy flavored gelato is the color of Winstons hair in his sig.. so Chet
if ya ever wanna know what Winston tastes like
and he won't let you...just have some of that - I'm sure it's similar

**MC Hammered** · #**502** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

Can I use you as a reference there Maryah??

"Yes... Winston tastes like cotton candy flavoured gelato..."

:c-tard:

Jingles · #**503** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

I said I'm "sure it's similar"
I will be happy to repeat that for any lady who calls inquiring....

pervs
the lot of yous
3:20!!!!!

woo-hoo
what's the 3:20 tradition??

Chet · #**504** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

smoke your keyboard

Jingles · #**505** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

tastes like burning :(

**MC Hammered** · #**506** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

I thought it was smoke the mouse.

Jingles · #**507** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

^are you crazy????
Mice are people too you know

haven't you seen Stuart Little????

Turkeys on the other hand are not people - and herefor eatable
i'm making one this thanksgiving
ME
Maryah

domestic -whut?????

**MC Hammered** · #**508** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

I feel sorry for the turkey already.

I'm sure you could probably cook it... but it's going to be a hatchet job for sure when you cut it up.

I watch my mom carve a turkey and it is an art.

Jingles · #**509** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by MC Hammered
.I'm sure you could probably cook it... but it's going to be a hatchet job for sure when you cut it up.

Ouch.

But yeah - I already said I can't carve it - no way in Hell,
I agreed to be the Mom and cook it - but I need someone else to carve it up

Special J nominated Chet - because of his "dad" qualities

Chet · #**510** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

how do I have dad qualities?

although I can cut a turkey with the best of them

(I practice on my legs)

**MC Hammered** · #**511** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Chet
how do I have dad qualities?

although I can cut a turkey with the best of them

(I practice on my legs)

You can't use a Bic shaver to cut a turkey.

Jingles · #**512** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Chet
how do I have dad qualities?

although I can cut a turkey with the best of them

(I practice on my legs)

LOL

I don't know about your dad qualities - ask Natasha , she's the one who nominated you

and don't be ridiculous Winston, you get the finest cuts, the most delectable slices if you use a BIc razor for turkey carving ;)

**MC Hammered** · #**513** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

I betcha Chet will still do a hack job with a BIC shaver.

I'm getting flashbacks of Mr. Bean's thanksgiving episode.

Jingles · #**514** (**permalink**) Sep 25, 03

THURSDAY == bad bad lameness so far

somehow I'm doing three jobs this morning all of which are stupid and tedious and clients won't stop phoning -

ARG
kill the customers!!

I want new pants

new pants will make it all better :)

miss.myra · #**515** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

Thursday is so boring so far..

must..stay...awake.

My mug has a pug on it, pugs are neat.

Lostcause · #**516** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

I don't like thursday especially this one. I'm broke.
I want a new pair of shoes.
I saw some nice DVS shoes the other day.

White shoes are hard to keep clean.
This elastic band is sticky....I will throw it away.

**MC Hammered** · #**517** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

STILL sick as phuck

Jingles · #**518** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

Quote:

Originally posted by Lostcause
I White shoes are hard to keep clean.
This elastic band is sticky....I will throw it away.

words to live by - along w/ Myra's insightful
'Pugs are neat'

my head is moments away from exploding
I may kill someone today

suddenly numerous people have decided i could be doing more of thier work for them...I do not like that
unless they would also offer me a portion of their salaries

so far - they have not

new pants and new shoes
why can't I have more money?????

**MC Hammered** · #**519** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

Nice catch-22

Get more work, do a crappy job, then you get less work and probably fired for doing a crappy job.

Get more work, do a great job, get more work still and not get paid more.

I'd say it is time to activate the sprinkler system.

miss.myra · #**520** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

I want a big sandwich for lunch.

A sandwich so amazing, it can only be termed as an EPIC sandwich.

Jingles · #**521** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

gets out lighter....

I can see the sprinkler - but I'd be facing the security camera....

What's this more paper work??
Why isn't it friday???

miss.myra · #**522** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

I feel like a robot.

robot. robot.

**MC Hammered** · #**523** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

Danger Will Robinson! DANGER!

kozmo_jr · #**524** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

^^^i never really likethe moive, its kinda blow chunks

kozmo_jr · #**525** (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

but that line is damn funny