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Old Oct 15, 03
Gravity Slave
  
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People must have felt sorry for that person who had to cart around their ancient laptop.

Not like that helps you any.
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Old Oct 15, 03
femme fatale
  
Join Date: Feb 2003
Jingles is on a distinguished road
my computer was like brand new - just got it like in March

I am very unpleased with it's disaperance - especially if it was toted away in a shopping cart

Tonight we teach the girls how to sell cookies

I'm also going to show them how to distract home owners while the other one runs in and takes the computer

then I'll pick the best one - and return the rest
and whomever's computer I take will get free cookies!!!
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Old Oct 15, 03
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You are an eViL mastermind.
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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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I knew the spark was just a front for evil masterminds
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Old Oct 15, 03
femme fatale
  
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Jingles is on a distinguished road
beware tiny girls in pink

didn't your moms ever teach you that???
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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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I remember once they came to my door
one tried to sell me cookies and disract me by showing some leg and the other stole my wallet

clever little bastards they are
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Old Oct 15, 03
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that's why you always have your wallet chained to your belt.

it's like catch and release fishing.
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Old Oct 15, 03
femme fatale
  
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awww except you get five year old girls stuck to your leg ...it's not pretty when they get tangled up in the wallet chain

like dolphins in tuna netting :(
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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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Chet is an unknown quantity at this point
mmmm tuna netted dolphins
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Old Oct 15, 03
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I want sushi now. :PartEkid:
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Old Oct 15, 03
femme fatale
  
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Jingles is on a distinguished road
Freaks
the lot of you

how could you think about eating this charming face???
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Old Oct 15, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jingles
Freaks
the lot of you

how could you think about eating this charming face???
When it looks like this. :PartEkid:

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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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yeah tuna nets are so in this season
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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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Chet is an unknown quantity at this point
speaking of which I need to pick up my dolphin skin boots
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Old Oct 15, 03
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Do those boots go "EeeK! EeeK!" when you walk?
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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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yeah and it takes 4 hand selected baby dolphins for each boot
cause they only use the stomach part

the rest they just kill and dump in the Dead dolphin pit out back
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Old Oct 15, 03
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HOLY TUNA FISH!!! Those boots mush have cost a fortune!!

May I ask how much bling?? :118:
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Old Oct 15, 03
meat princess
  
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$1000 and if you want the seal skin laces it's a bit more
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Old Oct 15, 03
femme fatale
  
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Jingles is on a distinguished road
^ you must upgrade to the laces though
cause they are shiney and waterproof - no point in skimping on the laces

(*insert Mr. Burn's here* See my loafers - former gophers.....)
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Old Oct 15, 03
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I wish I was as pimp as Mr. "I'm going as Tom Selleck to Spooky" Chet.
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Old Oct 16, 03
femme fatale
  
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Jingles is on a distinguished road
^ you can be

new costume idea for Winston -

Chet the pimp dressed as Tom Selleck

Although I much prefer the Winston going as Kraig as Vanilla Ice w/ SARS idea
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Old Oct 16, 03
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If I did end up going as Kraig as Vanilla Ice w/ SARS I'd have to hire a bunch of groupies to follow me around all night asking me for my autograph and that exceeds my budget. :(
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Old Oct 17, 03
femme fatale
  
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Are you nuts? If you're costume is good enough - you'll have girls following you all night for free

cause when you are that high/drunk
it's already hard to tell the dif. between you and Kraig
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Old Oct 17, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jingles

cause when you are that high/drunk
it's already hard to tell the dif. between you and Kraig
OUCH!

:(
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Old Oct 17, 03
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side note: i just ate the best pear ever!

...but my socks are still damp :(
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