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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain. |
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so you know how my shit's lighter and frothier now? ...well it comes out a lot easier now as well! i was at the club the other week and normaly if i know it might get noisy like the shit hitting the water or farting and what not, i'll just hold it till i get home...but i knew it was just going to just slide out so i gav'r, multiple times! hah i took like at least 3 trips to the loo it was great...no noise, and no holding up the lineup! and have you ever pooped while high!?!? pooing on e or crystal is the shit! it's just too bad that i'm normaly out if i do drugs, it'd be so much better if i were in the comfort of my own house coffee too...i swear it's a laxative! a friend and i had an inside joke kinda, that we'd do crystal and drink an americano then go for all you can eat sushi at shabusan...we'd stuff our faces, then sit for a bit, then when it was time we'd just shit our guts out then eat some more, it was great, and it worked!!!!! heh i got so many poo stories! oh man...heh i'd love to tell you this one from 2 years ago, but only the people that were with me know it and it's going to stay that way :soak: |
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one: i'll personally vouch that green turds fall under the category of " something is trying to claw its way out of my rectum"
oh ya, e and jib aren't laxatives. the most likely reason you're shitting on e is 1) because you need to shit or 2) the baby laxatives they're cut with are kicking in. |