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Old Mar 21, 04
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im in dickies, runners and a hoodie with my school bag. this bus only runs every hour so i couldnt miss it. waiting, i knew that i had to take a shit soon cause i had the farts, and the wet kind, so i thought i could hold it until i got to the skytrain staition....nope
no bus is worth holding shit in...but i guess you know that now

if i gotta poo, i poo, no matter where i am
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Old Mar 21, 04
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hells yeah
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Old Mar 21, 04
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the worst poop story i have....
on man, so embarrassing, yet now, hilarious.

i skipped school to visit my bf and after getting to his house and discouvering he wasnt there, i went back to the bus stop to wait. this was about 11am...
im in dickies, runners and a hoodie with my school bag. this bus only runs every hour so i couldnt miss it. waiting, i knew that i had to take a shit soon cause i had the farts, and the wet kind, so i thought i could hold it until i got to the skytrain staition....nope
on the bus, only about 6 ppl on the bus, obveously i sat in the rear due to my smell, i fuckin shat myself.
not even hard turds that you could possibly, uncomfortably, hold in, even prairy dog, but this thick, frothy, runny shit.
and im wearing a thong.
so i reach into my bag and grab the 1/2 empty bottle on gap perfume i have and go ape shit spraying it everywhere trying to cover up this rank shit smell.
i get off the buss, and its running down my legs, and into my shoes...literally.
on the sky train..."oh, i must've stepped in something"
then another bus ride full of people making faces.
oh my goodness.
the Worst experience of my life.
but now, soooo funny.

i never wore those pants again.
i hope to God that that isn't a fake story.
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Old Mar 21, 04
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im just happy that i can share it with everyone and laugh about it while everyone just secretly laughs at me. :keebler:
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Old Mar 21, 04
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and 3rdly.. taking a huge shit is the closest thing that will ever amount to child birth for a man...
or getting fucked up the ass hahahah. :soak:
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Old Mar 23, 04
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bwahahahaha
everytime i read this thread i laugh myself to tears...
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Old Mar 23, 04
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and 3rdly.. taking a huge shit is the closest thing that will ever amount to child birth for a man...
but ites like a home abortion! your flushing your baaaaaabyyyy....
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Old Mar 24, 04
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oh man, i've been saving this one up for awhile.
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Old Mar 24, 04
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hah new question!

how many days can you last before taking a dump?
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Old Mar 24, 04
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we should have a competition.

DAY ONE! for me at least.
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Old Mar 24, 04
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heh...i think i could win this competition!

i poo'd earlier today, but from this point on...no more poo'ing, unless something comes up
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Old Mar 24, 04
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heh...i think i could win this competition!

i poo'd earlier today, but from this point on...no more poo'ing, unless something comes up
you do realise that this competition may have some serious medical repercussions right?

but, nonetheless, you WILL go down!
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Old Mar 24, 04
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uh oh.

i already have to go
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Old Mar 25, 04
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hah new question!

how many days can you last before taking a dump?
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Nah Its more a sense of accomplishment... to check it out and when you see an unflushed toilet its prolly and abstract artist that got to it first that did not have the heart to destroy "such Art" and 3rdly.. taking a huge shit is the closest thing that will ever amount to child birth for a man ...
and there you have it, another reason why NOT to hold a shit in yourself for a period of a long time!!! :toasted:
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Old Mar 25, 04
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Anyone ever think that puking is the same as diarrhea , with the only difference is the exit hole????:070:
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Old Mar 25, 04
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nah taking a big dump can be enjoyable....but taking a big, dry shit is rarely a pretty thing

pewking =/= diarrhea

i'd rather have diarrhea, not only does it feel fucking amazing to have something leave your body so quickly, but it's much cleaner then pewking and doesn't leave a bad taste in the mouth
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Old Mar 25, 04
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you haven't shit yet have you kelster?
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Old Mar 28, 04
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all she does is talk about shitting, but where is the stool to back it up??
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Old Mar 28, 04
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you haven't shit yet have you kelster?
i poo'd...i completely forgot bout our competition, and have not kept track!

have you poo'd yet?

i'm on this all bran and edaname diet right now, makes me real regular....each dump is fucking amazing
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Old Mar 28, 04
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yeah i went and took a shit when i realised you weren't in the competition :(

i'll have to try the bran diet sometime.
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Old Mar 28, 04
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i have the runs.
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Old Mar 28, 04
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ever have the runs so bad that it was like you were peeing thru your anus?
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Old Mar 28, 04
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this thread is soooo wrong.

yet it feels so right....
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Old Mar 28, 04
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ever imainge u gf shitting? thats just wrong
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Old Mar 28, 04
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if it feels good do it
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