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slip her some GHB, have your way, record it on video, post it on the internet and then e-mail her the link.
As a finale anally rape her mother while pouring sugar in her gas tank. If she stays with you after this, she's a keeper.
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Apr 07, 04
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Cut off a horses head and put on the pillow next to hers while shes sleeping.
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Apr 08, 04
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Let me count the ways...
1.) sleep with his best friend
2.) whenever he calls, say i gotta go, i'll call you back-but then don't 3.) make plans and stand him up 4.) when you're out together, constantly check other guys out, as if your head turns every direction-except his ...i think that's all i can think of...
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Apr 10, 04
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Let her mom's OR her dad's OR the family dogs name name slip out during sex... And act like nothing happened...Then tell her she was horrible and she needs to practise on her dildo before she gets another run with you.
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Apr 10, 04
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Tell her father his daughter likes it in the ass
Explain that while you know she's trying hard, you're confident your dog could give you a better blow. "I can't get off... Fuck.....I can't feel anything - how many guys have you been with?" - although this will set you up for a devastating retort....
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Apr 21, 04
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when she asks you if sex was great...just reply to her by saying "I've had better with others" hahahah:sh4n3:
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Apr 21, 04
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Sacrafice her pet to the Gods in the backyard with an intricate Shrine and dance around Naked chanting in tongues.
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