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Old Apr 05, 04
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The Best Way to Initiate Break Up
What's the best way to initiate a break up with your significant other?

I'll start:

Shit at her place with no flush.
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don't return her calls and ignore her....then go fuck her best friend :)
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Old Apr 05, 04
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Shit at her place with no flush.
man, your woman would break up with you for that? what a cunt.

i'll agree with antenna boy.. but i guess they wouldnt really be your 'best friend' if they're gonna fuck your boyfriend, now would they?
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don't return her calls and ignore her....then go fuck her best friend :)
it works.
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"you're fat".
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OOooOoooooOooOh!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^^^ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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What's the best way to initiate a break up with your significant other?

I'll start:

Shit at her place with no flush.

what about shit on her face ? I'm sure if you did that in the middle of the night she'd break up with you... if not have you arrested.
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Sleep with her Mom...
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call out someone elses name during sex
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"you're fat".
^nothing beats this.

except punching her in the nose and beating off in her face.
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Yah, they hate it when it gets in the hair! LMAO
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Or indicate that you intend for a "Fat" clause in a future pre-nup.
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Or indicate that you intend for a "Fat" clause in a future pre-nup.
hahaaha that'd be awesome!
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thats 2nd to calling her fat lol
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tell him he's small
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tell her shes fat is a big one. how about telling her she smells really bad.especially after a sex workout.
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BEST THREAD!! Dutch oven her ass!! no but seriously make out with her best friend...AT PROM if you can...funny story and prom is probably not an option for most of us
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call out someone elses name during sex
and actually MEAN what you are saying or yelling out too! that will make her pissed even more!!! then you slam your chug in her mouth and make her an angry dragon mwuahahahhaha :enrage:
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Old Apr 05, 04
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use your teeth ;)
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call out someone elses name during sex

That's the best idea ever!! HaHaHa. Did that work for you No trace?

This new version is a little confusing, but really pimp look to it.
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Keep accusing her of cheating on you. Then dump her ass, and move on!
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use your teeth ;)
some guys like that!
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what about shit on her face ? I'm sure if you did that in the middle of the night she'd break up with you... if not have you arrested.
what if ure dealing with a kinky person that likes that typa stuff :|:|:|:|:|
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Keep accusing her of cheating on you. Then dump her ass, and move on!
apparently if you do this, she'll actually go out and cheat on you. then make your life a living hell. even after she dumps you for some other guy.
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some guys like that!
i didn't say to be nice about it
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