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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain. |
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*brings out her ferocious claws* *swipe swipe* *xgoddess falls to the ground in teeny tiny sliced and diced pieces* mmmmmmm sliced xgoddess :105: |
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hey boys.... and girls with dildos
If you have a friend that has a tight ass and you really wanna fuck it. here's the way! take an umbrella, stick it up the anal and open it *poof* now you have a loose ass and you can ride it till midnight, but say you dont want blood and shat allover your penis/dildo, a good way to clean it.... Take a champagne bottle, open it and stick it up the persons ass.. Shake the fucker around and then take out the bottle.. Shit will spray allover the place so wear goggles. wammo blasto, you have a good non loose anal and a clean one. Happy fucking kids. but if we really wanna get mean. hmmm.... who should i pick on? xgoddess: do abortions tickle? - SoniK |
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thanx, galaxie. Im going to cry, that was the best compliment i have ever gotten. *wipes tear* - SoniK |
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Loose ass is NOT a cool thing, yo it be like thowin a hot dog down a hallway if ya dig. a champagne enema would be interesting though. especially if you did it with an extremely carbonated bottle of champagne and a really skinny, light person. They would pop off and fly across the room like a flying dead puppy. hahah. gawd I'm gross. |
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boys and girls, everybody gather around now all together now
WHEEE, I love you i love you i love you i love i love you must kill you must kill you must kill you must kill you i love people i love everything about them, and that's why i gotta live life without them, i know it don't make any sense to you but fuck you this is about me exclusively to the hillbilly (rytalin) stick a barrel in his eye boomchaka boomchaka hair chunks in the sky. tell mr. billy bob (sonik) i'ma cut his neck up, slice poke chop chop stab cut. What can ya do with a drunkin rytalin, cut his fucking eyes out feed him to his aunt Millin. Willy willy chicken neck, chicken huntin gotta love it, hit him with a 12 guage bucket, CHICKEN NUGGETS layed out all over the grass, bet your little hound dog (sonik) will eat ya up fast. Last as long as ya can my man, cause when your chicken head hits the fan you got BLOOD GUTS FINGERS AND TOES!!! bizatchez :P |
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Luke, you deadgoatfucker that likes to go to the pet cemetary and fuck the dead puppies and the dead cats, whats really disgusting is how you steal your moms used tampons and eat them. what the fuck is up with that?
But hey, If i was hung like a horse fly, i'd eat used tampons too. - SoniK |