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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain. |
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ya better watch yer mouth there marty, or you'll find yourself hung like a texan mass murderer.
or perhaps just your nuts'n pecker will be hung that way. we'll string you up, noose around your scrotum, and watch as your nutsack slowly turns purple and then bursts from the weight of your stanky carcass pulling on it. balls go up. you go down. maybe I'll feed them to you after, if I can find them. |
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*grabs Jovi*
--whisper whisper-- *giggles* Ya well you know it hasta be true if you downloaded it offa Morpheus... those porn things are ALWAYS true... 'specially when then say "Luke-Ass-Raping-Sonik-XXX-HARDCORE SHIT y0!!!" Teeheehee *giggles* *smirk* Not that I EVER watch porn or anything... *sneaks off to her secret screening room* --LET THE SEX WAR BEGIN-- |
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so you want to fondle with soniks nuts hey... i'm sure he's enjoying himself... ya know the point of this flame fight is to enflict pain not pleasure... pleasure comes from pain, don't you see, it doesn't work the other way around!
now sonik, i don't see why you consider yourself mr. badass when it comes to insults and whatnot, who gives a fuck about dead babies/cats/sheep/ect... i think your trying to outlive your fantasy through us... I find your insults juvanile and idiotic... in other words, YOU SUCK... so now that we're finnished with the 5 year old humour, why don't you step up... or you too much of a "little boy" as for the rest of you who chose to sit back and watch the rest of us slam eachother because your tiny little undevloped brains don't have enough strength to produce the slightest bit of insult, bend the fuck over so i can cram this up your ass... YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!! |
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...and then there were two... |
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...and if it says something along the lines of 'HARDCORE SHIT y0' at the end of it then you KNOW Sawah filmed it..... *smirk* |
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If you are even going to make a very fragile and weak attempt of crushing my self-esteem you're going to have to try a fucking hell of a lot better than that... please... insulting my vibrator??? I'm sure you have one shoved up your ass the vast majority of the time... and I know you derive great pleasure from it... but we aren't all sick fucks like you. |
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I think xgoddess likes me. Sorry but I dont go for the really big boned fat chix like yourself that do E and can only get massages by the people that they came with cuz you're too fat and ugly and no one would want to touch your super fat ass with a 10 foot alien probing rod. Do you wipe peanut butter all over your pussy and come have the dog lick it? Or are you to welfey so you get the whole family to lick it while your rubbing your flab in circles, cuz you've just waisted the last of the peanut butter so Everyone has to share. You know, xgoddess its ok to have 2 daddies. but please do everyone a favour and shave and wash that jungle of a snatch, cuz everyone at the plaza or pne or wherever the fuck you go they can fucking smell it. CLEAN IT AND PUT SOME VAGISIL. but, living with a family with poor income, i guess you have to re-use your tampons. there's just a couple of insults for you. man im really baked. one more: Does your dad bend you over so he can fit his wang into your ass while your other dady sticks his wang into your mouth and then your brother comes along and gives it some double pen in the mouth? - SoniK |
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yawn... oh oh what? was somebody talking to me.. you know little girl if you want to get the attention of people that are better than you then your going to have to try something with a little more variety than the enjoyment of anal stimulation. but i supose while we're on that topic, i heard that you got in the guiness book of world records for being able to completely insert an american football up your hole. Congrats man. I just wondered if they give you a plaque or a trophy or what not cause i've never really had the chance to talk to someone who's won such an award.
but anyway sweetheart your wasting my time... as much as i enjoy badmouthing you and everyone else on this fucking board... I have more of a life than you could ever dream about... but hey i heard they're selling them on ebay for $14.95us... just a hint incase you're ever in the market for one *wink wink nudge nudge hint hint*. Catch ya on the flame side |
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Well looks like Marty found himself a new friend. Congrats Marty.. I'm sure she'll keep you entertained for the next 2 seconds... poor xgoddess... Can keep up to high quality standards... To bad Marty, one day you will find some one worht your while!!:)
heehehee, go SEX WARS!!!! *Searches for Luke Christmas present on www.Ghetto_Sextoys.com* Oh, looky at what I found.... -Evil Grinz- heh, but I already found Sawahs present....heh heh heh... *Surfs through www.Ghetto_Sextoys.com some more* J'nette...err...Jovi...Whatever! 89112991 |
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take it seriously? wha? was that just another one of your random "wanna be cool" remarks...
and what the hell was this "can keep up to high quality standards" well thank you jovi, must appreciated... and galaxie, if your so pro why don't you try something.. i mean all you ever say is, "i'll get you i'll get you" but you never actually try... come on girly pants, hit me! rrrraaarrr this is getting old |
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oh and about this... my dadies tell me i'm pretty |
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all the shit you talk is about as menacing as that scared puppy hiding in the corner after your dad ass raped him while giving marty mad head.....apparently the fact that he took his dentures out was a big help oh, by the way, the doctor called, he said your creativity has come in and for you to pick it up......and he said something about your cyphillis and ghonnorea medication too, you might wanna tel your dad about the stds you now share! |