Nov 23, 04
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My question to you Dave is.. WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD?
usually when something is so good or has the potential to be so good it's hurts even more than usually because it feels like so much more of a loss *coughcough*thenbookmedammit*coughcough* sorry something in my throat. I've got you booked for the playboy party I'm planning for after KISS. Wear something sexy ;) how many seconds/hours/days does it take to get into your pants? It really depends who would be trying to get into my pants. Some will laugh at this and other won't believe me but I could be hard to get! But yeah I must admit other times I can be easy.....it all depends Dear Agrodave: Why is Avana always right? cause she is undisputedly the RAVE QUEEN! agro: whos gonna win the 6/49 this week? I hope Jay Auto does so he doesn't cut me agro what time is sunset tonight 4: 35 pm Why are we here? And why do we seem to be compelled to see if we can stump you? Both have the same answer. To kill time Agrodave, Where can doom buy a celluar, modular, interactive-odular banaphone? PM Deliverance. He works for a celluar, modular, interactive-odular banaphone company in Nanaimo and can hook up a good deal i have a boner, and it never goes away. It's hard right now... 20 minutes later, 20 minutes before.. hours later.. hours before... it hurts to pee properly, and my penis touches everything.. this isnt right.. how do i stop it? is there a cure, will pogs help the situation? i need helP! Slow down on the viagra my man and everything will be aok! How long till Babylon falls? It will never fall in the hearts and minds of humanity did agro die?, It appears that dave has stopped answering our questions.... Sorry. My computer got a horrible virus and it died. Then I toured Alberta for 4 days and hit up a bunch of parties. Then this week I've either been kind of busy I'm back now though! Dear AgroDave, what is the answer of 42? x Rank all the Daves you know, including yourself.. and myself. Dave Grapes 1 Dave "Emotionz" 2 David Garibaldi www.garibaldiarts.com 3 David Lee Roth 4 AGRO Dave 5 Dave Matthews 6 
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Nov 23, 04
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What do you do if ur dog starts humping other dogs of the same sex?
or maybe even a cat? Spray him with water and he'll stop. It's not cause he's a gay dog. They do that to show dominance over the other. If he's humping a cat then he's just a perv!
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Nov 24, 04
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dear agro... when r u gonna book my man for a show? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
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Nov 24, 04
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^^hopefully one day. But with 100's of dj's and minimal parties it takes a loooong time to get around to booking someone. I've made a million and one promises over the years and it's tough to keep up!
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Nov 24, 04
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<3 my birthday is tommorrow and still no llama
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Nov 25, 04
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What are the next four letters that come next in this sequence:
THGOB,TPOE,TLOA,TCOR,TMAH,TTOA, Those are the ancient wonders of the world in arrangement from east to west THGOB stands for The Hanging Gardens of Babylon TPOE stands for The Pyramids of Edgypt TLOA stands for The Lighthouse of Alexandria TCOR stands for The Collosus of Roads TMAH stands for the Mauseleum of Hallicarnassus TTOA stands for The Temple of Artemes so of course the last one would be TSOZ........ it stands for The Statue of Zeus Last edited by AGROculture; Nov 26, 04 at 01:10 AM.
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Nov 26, 04
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I"d have to agree with you on that one Myles
Agro in your opinion do you think what Ron Artest did during the game against Detroit was the fans fault or was it just another case of him having retarded anger problems? Do you think he deserves to be suspended longer than just for the rest of the season? Do you think his album that he's promoting is just going to be a flop? Do you think there will any NHL this year at all? If there isn't how long do you think the lockout will last? Finally do is it true that when a whale ejaculates it releases 3 gallons of sperm into the ocean?
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Nov 26, 04
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Snyx that was not in form of a question!
Agro in your opinion do you think what Ron Artest did during the game against Detroit was the fans fault or was it just another case of him having retarded anger problems? No matter how out of line a fan is a player should never assault him. There needs to be a level of professionalism in professional sports and when someone oversteps those boundries he should be punished. That is not what the NBA wants there sport to be portrayed as Do you think he deserves to be suspended longer than just for the rest of the season? No I think the rest of the season is punsihment enough. He learned his lesson I'm sure Do you think his album that he's promoting is just going to be a flop? yeah more than likely. Professional sports players have traditionally not done well in the music business Do you think there will any NHL this year at all? If there isn't how long do you think the lockout will last? No I highly doubt the NHL will have any games this season. My guess would be next season but it might even be in the middle of the season Finally do is it true that when a whale ejaculates it releases 3 gallons of sperm into the ocean? Blue whales have the largest penis about 11 feet! And produce up to 5 gallons of sperm!......wow!
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Nov 26, 04
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hands down, IS THIS some of the best thread I seen in awhile?
I concur. It is definatley in the top 10 you have read this month
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Nov 26, 04
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Do you think the Americans are taking the necessary actions in Iraq to win the so called "war"?
Do you think there were any of these so called "Weapons of Mass Destruction" or something similar to that was in Iraq at all? Also have you heaerd about the fake Boeing747 Crash theory at the Pentagon? http://www.freedomunderground.org/me...e/pentagon.php Does this change your mind at all?
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Nov 26, 04
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dear agro,
if i stick a pez dispencer up my ass full of pez, will i be able to pop the pez out of my ass in full without taking a shit? sincerely: goddessa.
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Nov 26, 04
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Do you think the Americans are taking the necessary actions in Iraq to win the so called "war"?
Well I believe they have to finish what they started. yes they shouldn't of started it in the first place but whats don is done and they can't just leave the country in ruins to be taken over by warlords. I don't think they should be taking actions to win the war, I think they should be taking actions to end the war. Do you think there were any of these so called "Weapons of Mass Destruction" or something similar to that was in Iraq at all? Yes. The whole world at one point agreed that these weapons did exist. Saddam himself at one point admitted that these weapons existed. The biggest question I've always had is that, If Saddam kept meticulous records of everything and anything that his dictatorship done, why wouldn't of he kept any records of what weapons he destroyed and how. He simply told the world, that the weapons were destroyed but provided no evidence. Now I have no idea if they existed, exist or where they would be. I do however believe that the weapons were not the main reason for going to war Also have you heaerd about the fake Boeing747 Crash theory at the Pentagon? Does this change your mind at all? Yes I have seen that! I'm not one for believing conspiracy theories, that one is very good and very convincing. If anything it makes me want to see the other side of the story in more detail and from there I'd decide whats real and whats not
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Nov 26, 04
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if i stick a pez dispencer up my ass full of pez,
will i be able to pop the pez out of my ass in full without taking a shit? oh yeah that with a lil practice you can achieve that. I suggest you try it and put a bullseye in the toilet. If you hit your target 9 times out of 10 I know a website that you can make pretty good money on!
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Nov 26, 04
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Nov 26, 04
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you can quickly model the table as a discrete matrix of 8 x 4, populate the matrix with 0's and 1's with respect to the placement of hte balls, and define the following interaction rules: a. the principle of incidint angle = deflected angle with respect to the 'bounce', b. the state of 'when in corner, consider self pocketed'. Then I'd run the simulation from 0 - 360 degrees, walk away for a coffee, come back and view the resulting angles that achieve what I want. Now that's the engineering nuclear bomb approach to solving the problem. There's probably an effortless math way of doing it.
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Nov 26, 04
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I would give Karma to you dude but I've given it to you already haha. Who did you want to win the election though Bush or Kerry?
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Nov 26, 04
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do u hav any freckles, beauty marks, birthmarks etc.. if so where?
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Nov 26, 04
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Who did you want to win the election though Bush or Kerry?
oh Definatly Kerry. do u hav any freckles, beauty marks, birthmarks etc.. if so where? I've got two birthmarks.....one on my leg and a small one on the bottom of my......ummm *blushes* well you can figure it out ;)
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Nov 26, 04
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n ur right for ODB nickname it is osirus:D
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Nov 27, 04
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alright
get ready, cuz these are some tough ones. 1. why, oh WHY, do certain pairs of socks rotate all the way around until they are upside down? is it the surface? cheap socks? the style? the brand? the material they are made of? the drugs? 2. when i wear pyjama pants and actually go to bed in them, (and not trapse around E.Van in them taking pictures of myself and my friends with various religious figures in various yards) and they are given the chance to ride up my legs to my knees where they roll themselves up nicely, WHY DO THEY DO THAT??? 3. why does gravity not apply to water when pants are involved, but only when it falls from the sky? 4. why do people feel the need to walk SO DAMN SLOW in the mall, sketchrotown in particular? (it's always been my dream to take an machine gun into that blasted place and level the playing field) so agro dave, WHY???
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