Muffins anyone?

[muffin-luv]

So ya, I'm not sure how to introduce myself so here it goes:

My bacon has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bacon has a second name, it's B-O-N-E-R

I said boner :awh:

[BAL1STOPHER]

with a first post like that youll fit in great around here

[Flip]

Bacon
Boner
Muffins

Marry me dammit!!

[muffin-luv]

Marriage? hmmm how many inches are ya sporting? Are you bigger than a baby's arm? Taste test required :PartEkid:

[Flip]

Originally Posted by muffin-luv

Marriage? hmmm how many inches are ya sporting? Are you bigger than a baby's arm? Taste test required :PartEkid:

Now that all depends on what kinda baby we're talkin here. Bigger than an asian baby's arm, smaller than a black baby's arm, just about the same size as a Guatamalan baby's arm.

As for a taste test....your place or mine?

[Jen-E-03]

Hahah nice to meet ya muffin-luv :) howd u find fnk?

[muffin-luv]

Originally Posted by Flip

As for a taste test....your place or mine?

Mine! Here's my address: 7
And here's my phone number: 4
And in case you were wondering, here's my bra size Q-5,246,863.2

And Jen-e-03, I heard about F&K this Wookie I know, I believe his name was Chewbaca, or it might have been Carl, I forget.

[optimum sound]

Any friend of Chewy's is a friend of mine...at least I like to believe so and if youre on the pic, whos taking it? one of your trained monkey-goats?

[Pennywise]

nice bum where ya from?

[Flip]

Originally Posted by Pennywise

nice bum where ya from?

Actually, that ass belongs to her best bud Desiree. And she (muffin-luv) is from Poland, then Toronto, then Delta and now my house. She's rarely on-line so don't expect frequent replies from Muffin-luv.

p.s. She has a nice bum too :)

[muffin-luv]

Originally Posted by Flip

p.s. She has a nice bum too :)

awwe thanks...but has anyone seen Flip's ass?? oh daaaaaaamn..!!!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Welcome to FnK!

Oh my, that Flip fellow is one hunk of a man indeed! :p

[craz_e_blossom]

I love muffins...Wanna fuck?

[Flip]

/\ Mine, hands off!! Ok we can share :228:

[Dean]

holy crap! a talking muffin!

[craz_e_blossom]

Originally Posted by Flip

/\ Mine, hands off!! Ok we can share :228:

Oh no you didn't...Back off that muffin is mine....mmmmm muffins:p

[kAyB]

hey welcome to fnk :)

[muffin-luv]

Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

Oh no you didn't...Back off that muffin is mine....mmmmm muffins:p

actually..i is Flip's muffin..but you can have me Tuesday nights!<3

[Flip]

Booya Gramma!!!