masturbation

[Rytalin]

who does it?


come on now.

fess up.

[crookedking]

i sure do

Hell i just got out of the shower.

[Chet]

I havn't been laid for a while so I do it about 5 or 6 times a day
you should see my arms!

[chat noir]

oh Chet -- you are so dreamy!

But such a liar -- if you can do it 5/6 times a day -- you should be in porn vids....or at least in my bed!

[strawberr_E]

nope.

[GiggleyGal]

I never have and don't plan on it.

[[edit_out]]

my bits are raw from it, sometimes i get too excited.

I mean NEVER DONE IT < DON'T PLAN TO!

[Timdareez]

2wice a day keeps the doctor away lol !!!!!!

[MistressSpankME]

I won't lie. I'm a horny mofo, so yah it happens.

[chat noir]

what kind of a doctor have you got? I guess she's not very hot! lol

[GoGo_Gurl]

i think its more fun if someone does it for me! doin it myself has just never done the job right, i mean it gets the job done, just not as much fun as if someone else does it for me

[c.tard]

^^ Exactly! :P

[Chet]

I don't think so
I would rather take care of business myself when it comes to hand jobs, I'm somewhat of a pro
thats what makes reciving head so special, you can't do it yourself
and it's not hard to pop out 5 or 6 in a day
like this:
2 in the morning
1 at lunch
1around dinner
then 2 or 3 later that night depending on how you feel
this makes me a horny kid though

[Rytalin]

what I just don't get though is how someone could have honestly never ever have masturbated.

*looking in giggleygal and strawberr-e's direction*

[got_rice]

i do it.. sometimes.. maybe like once a week or so

[Skitzo_Style]

i spank my monkey un till my balls are dry almost every day. it's weird though, i jerk off more when i'm in a relationship, then when i'm single.

and these chicks that are saying that they don't wank off, BULLSHIT! I know there was a least one time when you were in bed and thinking about some guy/girls you liked, and suddenly, off came the panties and you introduced your index and middle finger to your pussy!

EVERYBODY DOES IT, SO WHY MUST WE MAKE SUCH A COSPIERACY ABOUT IT!!!

JUST ADMIT IT, PEOPLE!!!

IT'S HEALTHY!!!

[Filo]

ppl who say they don't straight up LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-InFiNiTi-]

OHHHHH ya.....all the time...IM A BIG FAN!!!!


hooooorayyyyyy for masterbation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waimea]

Originally posted by Filo
ppl who say they don't straight up LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO DOUBT!!!!!!

A buddy of mine won't admit that he's tried it even once, and he's serious... bullshiiiittttt!!!

[Candy-Kid]

^^^ Tell him its not a evil thing lol

[Chet]

tell him that no matter what people tell him no kittens are killed and god does NOT cry when you rub one out
tell him that when he does, a fairy gets its wings :keebler:

[waimea]

Originally posted by Chet
tell him that no matter what people tell him no kittens are killed and god does NOT cry when you rub one out
tell him that when he does, a fairy gets its wings :keebler:

haha, oh he definitely rubs one out...

he just won't admit it!

[Flip]

Come on, everybody does it. I mean they even made a Simpsons episode about it. Remember when they were celebrating "Whacking Day" (which I think should be every thursday) I mean they were using long hard sticks and chasing after a bunch of 'snakes' just so they could whack them. They even had Barry White on the show. I mean honestly, who here has never beat-off to barry white?

....can't get enough of your love babe.

[chat noir]

lol -- I guess I should get out the vinyls

[Rhianna]

Originally posted by Filo
ppl who say they don't straight up LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

So true Chris, so true.

I think more girls should.

Or maybe they do and they just aren't saying so.