FS: Small Child

[specialkonrd]

For Sale: Slightly used little brother. 11 or 12 years old, attending elementary school. $1500 obo. If you would prefer a fresh child, i can arrange for that as well, but you must allow 9-12 months for delivery.

[Miss T]

why u selling?

haha

[GrassHopper]

can he do things? like trained?
like clean my room stuff like that?
does he have n e income?

[specialkonrd]

Originally posted by Miss T
why u selling?

haha

He broke his arm

[specialkonrd]

Originally posted by GrassHopper
can he do things? like trained?
like clean my room stuff like that?
does he have n e income?

He comes house-trained, and is bi-lingual.

[speeDemon]

ask michael jackson......

[krisamata]

Originally posted by specialkonrd
For Sale: Slightly used little brother. 11 or 12 years old, attending elementary school. $1500 obo. If you would prefer a fresh child, i can arrange for that as well, but you must allow 9-12 months for delivery.

do u know anything about humans?
it only takes 9 months to have a baby...not 12.

[Candy-Kid]

^^^ ssshhhhh he was better off not knowning

i'll buy if you toss a fre rid ein your car in the deal

[specialkonrd]

Originally posted by krisamata


do u know anything about humans?
it only takes 9 months to have a baby...not 12.

do you not know anything about getting pregnant? It probably wont happen the first time.

[cyberdog]

^^^Plus, it may take him a while to find someone willing to sleep with him...let alone who would allow themselves to be implanted with his seed, as opposed to having his 'manhood' ejected into a rubber sack...

[specialkonrd]

im sure i could find a girl that would be down
but yeah
that addition 3 months are for finding a girl and the fact she probably wont get pregnant right away and it might take some uhhh work

[Candy-Kid]

^^^ its not work. more like fun

[zarlon]

^ Work, play, same diff...