Need an Escort to Deekline @ Plush tonight: Free ticket

[Jizzy Kizzy]

Hey what’s up Form n Kaos massive

I’m booked to perform (Firebreathe) at the Deekline show tonight @ PLUSH.
Those those who don’t know, Deekline is half of Deekline & Wizard, a dope dope breakbeat producing duo from the UK. I regularly bump his tunes. It’s gonna be a tight show.

Unfortunately, my girlfriend gets back into town on Sunday, some friends are going out of town, and some more have to work. I can’t get ahold of any of my friends that are available to go that don’t already have tickets—

So the first nice girl who PMs me first can escort me to the club.

Fine print:
I will be going home alone – I mentioned a girlfriend in the post – and not looking to pick up. LOL. Just wanna give someone the chance to go see a dope show that might not be already going .. don’t wanna waste the GL on thin air… lol.

Also .. if a friend I invited calls me back b4 I confirm w/ anyone .. this deal may be off.

[Jizzy Kizzy]

Ps. If I had forgotten to mention it – the show is tonight!

[sNyx]

typical, you firebeathers are all the same.
hot mouth and cold shoulders, I didnt even get a peck on the cheek last time!

[Gusto]

damn, i knew this girl that wanted to go too, but she said only if she'll get laid.

[Jizzy Kizzy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH i'm sorry babe.. hahahaha <3

[justShell]

damn. if only that show wasn't tonight:(

[Silverwinged]

post it on myspace.
i bet you'll have more luck.

[decypher]

Originally Posted by Gusto

damn, i knew this girl that wanted to go too, but she said only if she'll get laid.

Shit, you too?

[Jizzy Kizzy]

[img]http://www.leotong.com/platform12/ds...life_mar05.jpg[/img]

hype hype!

[Gusto]

are you thinking who i'm thinking? haha just kidding.

[Jizzy Kizzy]

Originally Posted by decypher

Shit, you too?

well they can hit on other people once they get in .. hell .. even in the line.. :)

just wanna make sure it's clear that my iron will ensures they won't get lucky w/ me if i guest list them hehehe

must.....stop.....being.....a.....bitch. ...

can't......talk.....mean....things.....w ant....to....come......out......

biting.cheeks.

[<mouse~]

iron will? your girlfriend's outta town and you're advertising for an escort?
she's got a real keeper there, eh?
you should check out the back section of the georgia straight...
so, if you're not looking to get lucky, you could always just sell the ticket and make some money back instead of advertising yourself?

go on avana, just give 'er, i wanna see this ;)

[Jizzy Kizzy]

^^ AHEM mouse, if you read properly (Assuming you know how too)

you'd see i'm just trying to give a ticket away.

if you're trying to be witty -- > please -- just try harder :)

[decypher]

I think it's the fact that you used the word escort heh.

[Jizzy Kizzy]

yah but that's only based on her obvious DTES exposure or something similar .. in Japan Geisha were honoured escorts and there was generally .. like 999 times out of 1000 -- no sex or anything like that involved. To escort someone means to go with them. "Let me take your jacket and escort you to the washroom" for example is just good manners to a guest -- doesn't imply you're going to bend em over the toilet -- unless you're also implying that too ...hehe .. *shifty eyes*

if she knew me at all she wouldn't have wrote that post

ps. you can't sell guestlist, that's why i'd have to escort them, or vice versa. lol. :)

[g!ggles]

Originally Posted by Jizzy Kizzy

if she knew me at all she wouldn't have wrote that post

and if you knew her at all you wouldn't have written your post either :)

PS - Yes she can read!

[Akeel]

^
no sex?!?!

talk about a straight jack.

[Jizzy Kizzy]

LOL @ Akeel

what can i say .. my girl's made an honest man outta me

[decypher]

hey in your signature, is that the pimp suit you wear when you're out with your escorts?

[Jizzy Kizzy]

only the good ones, like albino Storm or one of the fantasy nymphs from the forbidden grove naw mean?

ha ha ha:)

[crookedking]

whoa whoa! why didn't anyone tell me that we have hookers on fnk??????

[Jizzy Kizzy]

i ended up going with an old breaker friend of mine who i finally got ahold of, so screw all you guys for bein so snarky. ;) *lol*

plush is a nice venue -- i like it! nice and big...

[miSsy_chriSsy]

Originally Posted by Avana

must.....stop.....being.....a.....bitch. ...

can't......talk.....mean....things.....w ant....to....come......out......

biting.cheeks.

so.... easy... yet.... so....difficult..... must....restrain.....