You'd think buying toothpaste is something you wouldn't F up

[wishbone]

So I just grabbed whatever colgate max freshness breath strips whatever I saw today. Got home, didn't even look at the package, took it out, squirted toothpaste onto the brush.

wtf it's pink.

Turns out I bought this:

Colgate Max Fresh Toothpaste | Kiss Me Mint With Fresh Breath Strips

You wouldn't think they could make a toothpaste for girls...but let me tell you. This tastes like girl toothpaste.

[Courtney]

well it must be delicious just keep it and then one day you can be like oh yah i bought it especially for you hunny

[wishbone]

my mouth is ready for the prom.

[Goat]

price check: vagasil
lane 3, price check

[prozac]

ahhaha. I once dated someone who had vanilla toothpaste. Nasty. It was like brushing your teeth with cake batter.

[Gusto]

i've made toothpaste mistakes too.. vanilla and lemon. eww nasty.

[tiedye]

I wonder how many paedophiles use that toothpaste.

[Disco_Whore]

Gendered tooth paste!? What will those crazy corporate people think of next, Pantyhose for Men?

[Grapes]

That's still not as good as squeezing out a fat dollop of hand soap onto your brush.

I imagine the expression on my face was priceless.

[GSG9]

using girls toothpaste makes you gay, right?
well, in any case, not as gay as wearing mens pantyhose. how big of a pantyhoe fetish do you have to have to even think about being interested in that?

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Grapes

That's still not as good as squeezing out a fat dollop of hand soap onto your brush.

I imagine the expression on my face was priceless.

Is that a metric dollop or an imperial dollop?

[Grapes]

Surveyors do it in metric.

Except when we don't.

[tiedye]

Is that a sexual innuendo, Dave?

[Grapes]

You don't have to be sexy to post here... but it helps!

[g!ggles]

Originally Posted by wishbone

my mouth is ready for the prom.

haha i literally just spit out my drink reading this lol

I made the mistake of buying this toothpaste and have to strongly agree that YES it does taste horrible!!!

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Surveyors do it in metric.

Except when we don't.

sounds like a tshirt slogan front and back.

[t-skywalker]

Originally Posted by wishbone

So I just grabbed whatever colgate max freshness breath strips whatever I saw today. Got home, didn't even look at the package, took it out, squirted toothpaste onto the brush.

wtf it's pink.

Turns out I bought this:

Colgate Max Fresh Toothpaste | Kiss Me Mint With Fresh Breath Strips

You wouldn't think they could make a toothpaste for girls...but let me tell you. This tastes like girl toothpaste.

this actually made me giggle. i didnt even know my self. thats a cute story

[Lush]

It had to be better than that Tom's of Main natural toothpaste, that stuff is just awful.

This thread makes me kind of sad, my grandma from my dads side of the family is 92 and doesn't speak a word of English and when I was younger I went to sleep over at her house and saw that she was using polysporin as toothpaste.

[heatherness]

wow... thats gross.

[-evil-duerr-]

wishbone came from miami f.l.a....

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by Lush

It had to be better than that Tom's of Main natural toothpaste, that stuff is just awful.

This thread makes me kind of sad, my grandma from my dads side of the family is 92 and doesn't speak a word of English and when I was younger I went to sleep over at her house and saw that she was using polysporin as toothpaste.

dude... oh man.... ahhhh

[laska]

LOL now you're gonna kiss boys !1

[Guineveire]

/ loves the cinnamon toothpaste.