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Old Jan 17, 07
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Lindsay Lohan causes catfight from hogging bathroom

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Lindsay Lohan: Coke'n or Crappin'?

When most people hear a story about Lindsay Lohan hogging a public bathroom for twenty minutes they assume that a pile of coke the size of Webster was involved. But not us. We just assume that Lindz gots the runs. Having every celery stick and honeydew chunk you masticate studded in Swarovski crystals isn't too easy on the digestive tract, but a girl's gotta be stylish.

Star magazine reports:
Maybe Les Deux should start charging Lindsay Lohan rent for her bathroom use! Friday night at the hot Hollywood nightclub, La Lohan spent twenty minutes in the bathroom angering a large line of people waiting to use the loo, too.

While Paris Hilton was in rare form --behaving herself -- Lindsay was full diva hogging the private bathroom all for herself and without any remorse.

"I saw Lindsay walk in and thought she'd come right out but she didn't, she was in there for like twenty minutes!" says a source. "People started getting mad. Twenty minutes is just unacceptable. You should just go in and out because you know people are waiting. But not Lindsay."

Ten minutes into Lindsay's bathroom lockdown, the line of revelers turned into an angry mob. They wanted Lindsay out!

"These girls got so mad they started kicking the door and yelling nasty names at her like 'Bitch' and 'Slut,' but Lindsay still did not come out. So selfish!" Finally, after the eternal twenty minute wait, Lindsay came out -- without an apology.

"Instead, she pointed her finger at everyone and looked everyone in the eye and asked, 'Which one of you said 'Fuck You?' That is just not OK!'"

The eyewitness described Lindsay as behaving "like an eighth grader fighting back, when she should have let it go and moved on."

When the restless crowd started laughing at her, Lindsay's turned red. A girl yelled, "Firecrotch!" and Lindsay got visibly upset.

But keeping her cool, Lindsay gave a disgusted look to the crowd and said, "Fuck you bitches," and fled the stairs. C'mon Lindsay! Next time kill your enemies with kindness!


LOL, what a ho
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I'd still hit it.
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lol.... idiot.
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I'd still hit it.
only if she shared her blow. the only thing worse than a crack ho is a crack ho without manners.
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'Which one of you said 'Fuck You?' That is just not OK!'"

sounds like a teacher haha
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