Company fun days?

Originally Posted by robyn

the amount of 'fun' had at a company 'fun' day is directly proportional to how much 'fun' everyone at your company already is. so don't delude yourself into thinking you have any control.

Well, it actually seems like a pretty fun group of people. I just don't know them yet. So I am not too worried about it. I just want to be the fun maker with the funnest fun possible.

[*SunShyne*]

Avana, why not ask people around the office what they want instead of asking people who don't know the people you work with? :)

Originally Posted by hardstylin

im pming avana for an official ruleing on that :)

Originally Posted by hardstylin

so if you sleep with a ditch pig does that make you one?

or is that just a ditch pig fucker? and if so is that worse or better then being the actual ditch pig?

K, so if one unknowingly/knowingly sleeps with a ditch pig this does not make him a ditch pig fucker or a ditch pig by association.

If one continues to sleep with the ditch pig knowing that is what they, they then become the ditch pig fucker. They do risk becoming a ditch pig if the humping continues as it is easier to become a ditch pig, than to recover from such a title.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

K, so if one unknowingly/knowingly sleeps with a ditch pig this does not make him a ditch pig fucker or a ditch pig by association.

If one continues to sleep with the ditch pig knowing that is what they, they then become the ditch pig fucker. They do risk becoming a ditch pig if the humping continues as it is easier to become a ditch pig, than to recover from such a title.

k what if you know the girls a ditch pig but you only fuck her once and then never again?

Originally Posted by hardstylin

k what if you know the girls a ditch pig but you only fuck her once and then never again?

That is why she got defined as a ditch pig in the first place....she served her purpose.....

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

That is why she got defined as a ditch pig in the first place....she served her purpose.....

so then fucking a ditch pig once makes you a ditch pig and fucking them more then once makes you a ditch pig fucker which is just a bit worse?

Originally Posted by hardstylin

so then fucking a ditch pig once makes you a ditch pig and fucking them more then once makes you a ditch pig fucker which is just a bit worse?

k, I lost you......

If you knowingly hump a ditch pig, cause it is easy, that doesn't make you a ditch pig. You can hump her once free of consequence.

If you continue to do the horizontal cha cha, then you become a ditch pig fucker.

If you stay humping/dating/fornicating/fraternizing with the ditch pig, then you eventually become one yourself by association.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

k, I lost you......

If you knowingly hump a ditch pig, cause it is easy, that doesn't make you a ditch pig. You can hump her once free of consequence.

If you continue to do the horizontal cha cha, then you become a ditch pig fucker.

If you stay humping/dating/fornicating/fraternizing with the ditch pig, then you eventually become one yourself by association.

ok i gotcha!!!!

so what if, in the past you became a ditch pig from fornicating with a ditch pig over and over again is there some kinda rule where if you go so long with out doing the horizontal cha cha with them you loose ur title?

how many/how long are we talking?

Was there an intervention?

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Back on topic..

Am I the only one whos company doesnt have 'fun days'?

Damn big companies!

Actually I think its really awesome. Events like that really keep the staff moral high. As a manager..I always try to do fun little things for the staff..but it usually comes out of my pocket..I definately need to approach my boss about some staff events! God knows we need it at times.

I have no ideas for you though..but im going to steal some of the mentioned ones!

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

how many/how long are we talking?

Was there an intervention?

hahaha im not sure.

im no ditch pig fucker.

you tell me how long it takes to rid ones self of this horrible title.

For males, only a few months given the right circumstances.....

For females, it could be a title they carry the rest of their life. I have only known one ditch pig that redeemed herself.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

For males, only a few months given the right circumstances.....

For females, it could be a title they carry the rest of their life. I have only known one ditch pig that redeemed herself.

i *heart* double standards

[tiedye]

What is it with you and making me project fluids out my nostrils, Avana?

Oh.. and Chris.. I'm on to you.

Originally Posted by tiedye

What is it with you and making me project fluids out my nostrils, Avana?

Oh.. and Chris.. I'm on to you.

I aim to wheeze!

[tiedye]

One of these days you're paying for a drycleaning bill. . . . =)

tempting....

.........but no.

[Webber]

Originally Posted by Avana

The thought crossed my mind for two seconds to see if Jim would allow a wet t-shirt contest at the Plaza.

This company keeps beer in the community fridge, they only like events that seem to include alcohol. So it is going to have to be impressive.

Oktoberfest is the only way to go then...in Germany of course

This is what I have so far for idea's for fun day. Any other suggestions?



The Amazing Race!

Teams of 4 would have to complete several challenges while on foot in the downtown core. Just like in the TV show, people would have to do individual and team tasks. Challenges could include activities such as:
-Finding a specific “Spirit Bear” without using the internet, and have a group photo taken with it.
-Eating a rare foreign delicacy.
-Completing a task that requires team work like one person lying on a stretcher and the team carrying them a certain distance.

For this particular activity we could keep the costs to a minimum as we could create a lot of what we would need in house. We would also need volunteers from the office for all of the way points for our contenders.

HOT YOGA

Since health seems to be a huge part of the Vancouver lifestyle, we could book a studio at Bikram’s Hot Yoga.

The cost is roughly $20 per head for this and takes about 2 hours. Afterwords, we could head to something like Greens and Gourmet for a buffet style veggie dinner.

SPORTS DAY!

Just like you used to do in grade school. We could rent out an indoor arena such as 8 rinks and have several stations with different activities that people do in pairs or groups of three. Events could include:

-Three-legged race
-Sack races


Pamper day!

Hire in a few massage therapists and estheticians while offering a buffet style catered lunch. People can take turns having a 20 minute massage, or a 20 minute manicure and have a gourmet lunch.

[prozac]

I like amazing race and pamper day. pamper day is probably easier to organize...

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Avana

This is what I have so far for idea's for fun day. Any other suggestions?



The Amazing Race!

Teams of 4 would have to complete several challenges while on foot in the downtown core. Just like in the TV show, people would have to do individual and team tasks. Challenges could include activities such as:
-Finding a specific “Spirit Bear” without using the internet, and have a group photo taken with it.
-Eating a rare foreign delicacy.
-Completing a task that requires team work like one person lying on a stretcher and the team carrying them a certain distance.

For this particular activity we could keep the costs to a minimum as we could create a lot of what we would need in house. We would also need volunteers from the office for all of the way points for our contenders.

HOT YOGA

Since health seems to be a huge part of the Vancouver lifestyle, we could book a studio at Bikram’s Hot Yoga.

The cost is roughly $20 per head for this and takes about 2 hours. Afterwords, we could head to something like Greens and Gourmet for a buffet style veggie dinner.

SPORTS DAY!

Just like you used to do in grade school. We could rent out an indoor arena such as 8 rinks and have several stations with different activities that people do in pairs or groups of three. Events could include:

-Three-legged race
-Sack races


Pamper day!

Hire in a few massage therapists and estheticians while offering a buffet style catered lunch. People can take turns having a 20 minute massage, or a 20 minute manicure and have a gourmet lunch.

if all else fails.

Ill do tricks for blow

[Ista]

I blinked and all I saw was ditch pig.

There be tons of them where I work!
haha.