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Mar 27, 07
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at my work xmas party part way through the night i decided to trade my comfy flats for robyn's stillettos (should I add I cannot for the life of me work it in heels?) and of course I was drunk, and of course I probably bumped into some manager from my work and spilled her drink all over her fancy outfit. Then I went into the rummyface apology sequence OMG I AM SO SO SORRY OMG ARE YOU OKAY. Totally awkward, but i'm not sure if it takes the cake for most embarrassing. 
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Mar 27, 07
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Mar 27, 07
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good enough story from grade 11.
all season long on blackcomb there was a wicked kicker if you came down one of the last parts of honeycomb and then cut over towards the solar coaster chair, you could literally shoot between the two posts of a sign board then bounce off the hip right behind it and catch some fucking huge in bounds air. it was also totally blind so you generally had to have a spotter to (a) make sure you didn't kill anyone (b) check for debris in the landing so, last run of my last run of the season, i did the jump without a spotter. hit it full speed. in midair, i noticed that the entire landing was rocks. there was fucking nowhere to go. i also had a pretty close to brand new board. so in an attempt to save my board (STUPID), i threw my feet in front of me, landing on my ass / back on a rockfield (board up in the air!), then bounced, rolled through it and generally fucking worked myself. entire left side of my body was a road rash & anyone in the immediate area was howling with laughter. so i crawled to the edge of the rock patch on my hands and knees (save that board!) and then rode out. board was fine. got to the base, tossed my board in the back of the truck and waited for my bro and my girlfriend to show up. neither of them had seen this fall so there was quite the "HOLY SHIT" when they showed up and i showed them my left side. i'm not sure who was responsible for the next part but when i took the first corner after leaving the base two parking lot, the back end of the truck swung open & the three boards in the back went flying out & skidded across the pavement. fuck.
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Mar 27, 07
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Most embarrasing I guess would be gettin tackled by playland security full speed with blood all over, and then my friends coming through the crowd of people "is that Jordan??!?" haha
well actually I probably have more embarrassing ones than that.. Ill try to think.
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Mar 27, 07
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my meltdown at shambhala 06 was pretty rough......
no sleep, way way too much drugs, not enough food, plus a wee bit too much liqour made for a pretty bad crash landing by the 4th day of it. I basically lost my mind. I don't feel its necessary to divulge details. but it was definitely a learning experience to say the least..... yeeeesh
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Mar 27, 07
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I was wearing a trenchcoat and nothing else.. and i was exposing myself to the elderly outside of a seniors home while they were playing cricket... and then my parents drove by and recognized me.. even though i had glasses like these on
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Mar 27, 07
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Florence.
Threw up in the hostel. Let a really big fart rip as I was puking. Totally ruined my chances that night with the cute British guy
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Mar 27, 07
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This one day in high school I went ice skating for gym at the local rink, and for some reason I ended up getting severe heat exhaustion, so I decided not to go to my next class and finish an assignment quickly in the library. Right as I was finishing up I started getting the sweats and knew I was going to throw up, so I dropped all my books and just made a run for the bathroom. (Which unfortunately was down the stairs and all the way down the hall.) Needless to say I didn't make it; I think I managed to get some near the trash can, but also all over myself.
Lucky for me everyone was in class, but I walked into the office to ask someone to get the janitor, and ended up running into one of my friends. She just started laughing at me. It was rough. I had to hang my head in shame as I walked past the janitor that was giving me the dirtiest look too on my way out. :p
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