Wife's Birthday

[jmzD]

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he
said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm
stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a
certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she
wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it
turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the
mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"

[Bitchin]

hahaha, ouch!

[BB_YungYung]

omg......... I gasped at the end of this one