coma (old but good)

[jmzD]

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for
several years. On this visit he decided to rub her left breast instead of
just talking to her. On doing this she let out a sigh. The man ran out and
told the doctor who said that was a good sign and suggested he should try
rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The husband went
in and rubbed her right breast. This produced a moan from his wife. He
rushed out and told the doctor. The doctor said this was amazing and a
real breakthrough. The doctor then suggested the man should go in and try
oral sex, saying he would wait outside as it is a personal act and he
didn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in, then came out
about five minutes later, white as a sheet. He told the doctor his wife is
dead. The doctor asked what happen to which the man replied, "She choked."

[Bitchin]

hahahaha, thats halarious..

but an oldie ;)

[yourlilbaby]

i've heard that one.... but its still funny... lol poor guy

[BB_YungYung]

what a dumb guy