IRC quotes

[NinjaBoy]

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

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Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

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<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

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<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

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<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

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<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

from www.bash.org

[M!SKA]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

can you guys see what I type?

[stabmyhead]

He's going to have to roll a D20 to see if you actually make contact with the anus, and then a D10 to see how deep you go.

:)

[~lazee_grrl~]

haha...strangers who read over your shoulder are SO creepy!

[[edit_out]]

that's GOLD jerry, GOLD!

[D]

Ninjaboy- Can you post some of the infamous Sir K qutoes?

[NinjaBoy]

You are a loser, fuckhead, and YOU are one of the reasons for the downfall of our scene. Your bullshit negative attitude and incitement of hatred towards me is one of the main reasons that WHP is having difficulties, and you know it and you love it.

ahhh... just giving the people what they want....

[NinjaBoy]

[juji] but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits

[D]

^^^ How about the ones about his 'connections' ?

[NinjaBoy]

Oh, that was something he threatend crazy dave with...

although I have a quote from his friend:

we have crazy dave's house under survaliance, soon we'll deal with the crazy dave problem...

or

I work out 3 hours a day, and practice karate, so I can provide secrutiy at the WHP events

[stabmyhead]

^ hahaha.. Burger King was so fucken' funny ;]

I remember when he posted snuff videos on here and told me "This is what I think of you and your Red Army".

Ahhh... MEMORIES...

[crookedking]

soon we'll deal with the crazy dave problem...


that had me howlin.