what would you do if you were this guy?

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by GSG9

i put my self respect before my class. fuck class, and fuck rude bitches.



i would instantly order 3 cans of beer and a rocky mountain bear fucker (tequila, JD, B151)
shotgun 3, bomb the fucker, throw the phone across the restaurant, and leave her with my drink bill.

Reality: You would sit through the entire date, and then when you got home you would make a thread on fnk about it AND OR tell your friends about how rude she was.

[lildonkey]

now... what i would do is order 3 cans of beer, and a bunch of shots.. drink them all, then throw her cellphone across the restaurant and leave her with my drink bill.

[kir mokum]

what's dating?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

what's dating?

it's the ancient belief where the man pays for dinner before spreading her legs open.

weird, eh?

[kir mokum]

very.

[-evil-duerr-]

i'd probly smoke a joint and listen to some hendrix

[Rayeine]

Originally Posted by Senior

same!

nice!

[rawb]

Originally Posted by GSG9

i put my self respect before my class.



i would instantly order 3 cans of beer and a rocky mountain bear fucker (tequila, JD, B151)
shotgun 3, bomb the fucker, throw the phone across the restaurant, and leave her with my drink bill.

IF YOU'RE TAKING THE GIRL TO A RESTAURANT WHERE THEY SERVE BEER IN CANS YOU DESERVE TO GET CELLPHONED ON, JUST SAYIN'

[ppcock]

thanks rawb, i was about to type the same response.

[Rayeine]

Originally Posted by rawb

IF YOU'RE TAKING THE GIRL TO A RESTAURANT WHERE THEY SERVE BEER IN CANS YOU DESERVE TO GET CELLPHONED ON, JUST SAYIN'

yes, but was it Dude beer.

[GSG9]

yea your so right about that one.
but you get the point

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

With her cell phone in there, on vibrate, whilst you're calling her.

Standard.

nah dude, hook that shit up to her clit when you going all three holes...


atleast be a gentleman about it.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by GSG9

fantastic!!!!!

i get laid more as a single man than i ever did in a relationship.
i should have tried this long ago!

YOU MUST'VE DATED SOME FRIGID BITCHES, HOWS THE HERPES WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

nah dude, hook that shit up to her clit when you going all three holes...


at least be a gentleman about it.

There's no room with the jumper cables...or maybe those can go on the nipples...hmmmm, so hard bein' gentlemanly.

[AGROculture]

You're all just too damn sensitive!!!

I agree it is rude, but I don't think I'd get up and walkway having a big hissy fit about it.

[Grapes]

Hey guys, what's a date?

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Hey guys, what's a date?

About $200.

[lildonkey]

^ remove one of those zeros... god.. you think you're too good for east hastings or something?

[Kandyapple]

Ipecac - then watch her open her phone to talk and puke all over it.

At least you could be entertained.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Kandyapple

Ipecac - then watch her open her phone to talk and puke all over it.

At least you could be entertained.

LSD<Ipecac

I'd rather watch her lose her ego than puke. :P

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

^ remove one of those zeros... god.. you think you're too good for east hastings or something?

Even E.Hastings is too good for E.Hastings.:amuse:

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

There's no room with the jumper cables...or maybe those can go on the nipples...hmmmm, so hard bein' gentlemanly.

i get wild, but not that wild. teeth can have the same effect as jumpers with less greasyness.

k'no im sayn'?

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

i get wild, but not that wild. teeth can have the same effect as jumpers with less greasyness.

k'no im sayn'?

But your teeth aren't hooked up to a car battery.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

About $200.

i never got charged $200.00 for a hastings st. whore



buyer, beware.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by Rayeine

yes, but was it Dude beer.

ha ha ha ha. DUDE BEER!!!!

I got paid with Dude beer to open for Sweatshop Union this summer.... oh the joys of being an under-payed musician.

before then I had never even heard of this crazy beer.

it was a black can. and said 'dude'.
I figured, "im a dude, i bet I supposed to drink this.."

and i did! aaaah, it sure was beer!