So I ran into hardstylin at the grocery store tonight. . .

[tiedye]

and lo and behold, what was his only item of purchase? A home pregnancy test. Care to fill us in, big guy?

[crookedking]

not quite as embarassing as buying tampons.

but it's close.

[b0ld]

http://fnk.ca/board/f26/mind-body/gf...tay-me-211322/

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by crookedking

not quite as embarassing as buying tampons.

but it's close.

Less emasculating, but the ramifications are worse.

[tiedye]

I'd much rather have to buy tampons than a pregnancy test at this point in my life.

[sNyx]

this topic has it all!

FNK'ers, meet ups, coincidence, sexual promiscuity, groceries, punchlines, light reading, I love it!

holly fuck is like el oh el of the year!

[j3rk]

I guess he styled his last girl a little too hard.

punny.

[tiedye]

I was laughing so hard when I got to the till that the lady helped the customer behind me out while I regained my composure.

[impure]

i remember my friend freaking out when she thought she might be pregnant. she drug my drunk ass to wal-mart late one night and made me buy her pregnancy test because she was to embarassed. she then made me wait in the wal-mart bathroom while she pee'd on a stick because she didn't want our other roomates and her husband to find out. this is the same husband she'd been seperated from for 6 months due to his cheating, but with whom she'd had a one night stand with a couple weeks before the pregnancy scare....
ahhhh memories.
i think the best part about that whole deal was that she first took me to the dollar store to buy a pregnancy test (YES! they do sell pregnancy tests!) i voiced my doubt in the integrity of a pregnancy test that was purchased for $1. she assured me that it's FIIIINE, but then, a week later we wind up in the wal-mart bathroom....

[-evil-duerr-]

hardstylin knows whatsup

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Less emasculating, but the ramifications are worse.

Life down the toilet (except you firewire) or a cashier look down on you for a brief moment?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by impure

i remember my friend freaking out when she thought she might be pregnant. she drug my drunk ass to wal-mart late one night and made me buy her pregnancy test because she was to embarassed. she then made me wait in the wal-mart bathroom while she pee'd on a stick because she didn't want our other roomates and her husband to find out. this is the same husband she'd been seperated from for 6 months due to his cheating, but with whom she'd had a one night stand with a couple weeks before the pregnancy scare....
ahhhh memories.
i think the best part about that whole deal was that she first took me to the dollar store to buy a pregnancy test (YES! they do sell pregnancy tests!) i voiced my doubt in the integrity of a pregnancy test that was purchased for $1. she assured me that it's FIIIINE, but then, a week later we wind up in the wal-mart bathroom....

so was she pregnant?

drunken edit_ nm i saw that you said "might" at the beginning.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by crookedking

Life down the toilet (except you firewire) or a cashier look down on you for a brief moment?

Point is, I call shotgun on being the little punk's Godfather. haha

[mapleleaf4ever]

wham bam, i'm outta here ma'am!!!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Point is, I call shotgun on being the little punk's Godfather. haha

you do realise that if anything happens to the babay it's yours.

[tiedye]

Yeah, nobody in their right mind would ever let me have that responsibility.

(btw, I didn't actually mean to quote you)

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Yeah, nobody in their right mind would ever let me have that responsibility.

(btw, I didn't actually mean to quote you)

if you didn't mean to quote me then edit your shit!!!!

[tiedye]

I refuse.

[crookedking]

that's OK.

i'm pretty drunk myself.

you have no idea how many Times i've hit the backspace button tonight.

[tiedye]

For my sake, just post that shit!

[M.C. BEAR]

yo bitchs are hoes

[hardstylin]

I was buying it for a friend

she was negative :)

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

I was buying it for a friend

she was negative :)

Hahaha.. well I didn't think YOU were going to piss on it.

[sNyx]

bitches, bitches, bitches, bitches....

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

It was for me...we did IT. Im pregnant. He's not the father... =/



ANYWAYS...

I've only had to buy and take a pregnancy test once..and let me tell you..that was the scariest day of my life. SCARIEST.