What happened in the theater when i went to see i am legend

[Big R]

So i saw i am legend fri. night and yes it was packed. The movies was filled with highschool ho's, young ni99as spittin game,It was really damn live, but the theater was even more live. When i finally got my seat for IamLegend i sat all the way at the top of the theater...why you ask? Because i love throwin some sh*t and actin foo and i already knew since it was gonna be packed that something possibly could happen........out of dumb sh*t or ignorance.


some lady was on the cell phone talking real loud so everyone could hear, then this other broad yelled "shut up you stupid bitch" and that cracked me up, but what cracked me up even more was the audience starts clapping for the broad, and the chick on the cellphone was asked by the movies employees or some shit to turn off her cellphone (really embarassing to be her at that moment in time)but it gets worse. The broad with the cell leaves and brings back her dude and some other men and walk in front of the theater and say "point em out baby so i can kick they azz"

PAUSE STORY"

Why does dumb sh*t like this have to happen? When i'm just going to watch the movie, just the movie not no drama, no babies crying, etc. When this happened i calculated about 10-15 of the movie was missed due to sh*t just happening in the theater.

""Continue"

So yea the broad couldnt make out who said the sh*t earlier, but goes "if you got a problem with me say it now" and nobody said nothin, but earlier everyone in the audience was clappin for her to be quiet.

anyways....

why do people NOT TURN OFF their cell phone during the movie? That has to be prolly the most ignant sh*t i've ever seen, mainly because before themovie starts theres a part that goes PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES", yet Fri. night some bitches phone rang, and not only she didn't cut it off, but answered it and stayed right there in the theater talkin

[tiedye]

I don't know how this thread makes me feel.

[thebobman]

because some people are wanna-be valley girls.

[tiedye]

Haha, and the Frasier Valley doesn't count.

[b0ld]

Jesus Christ Nabs!!!

[Big R]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I don't know how this thread makes me feel.

aha everyone can relate to that though.

[narc]

This is where you complain to the movie theatre and demand a refund because your personal movie experience was interrupted by that douchebag.

Originally Posted by Big R

So i saw i am legend fri. night and yes it was packed. The movies was filled with highschool ho's, young ni99as spittin game,It was really damn live, but the theater was even more live. When i finally got my seat for IamLegend i sat all the way at the top of the theater...why you ask? Because i love throwin some sh*t and actin foo and i already knew since it was gonna be packed that something possibly could happen........out of dumb sh*t or ignorance.


some lady was on the cell phone talking real loud so everyone could hear, then this other broad yelled "shut up you stupid bitch" and that cracked me up, but what cracked me up even more was the audience starts clapping for the broad, and the chick on the cellphone was asked by the movies employees or some shit to turn off her cellphone (really embarassing to be her at that moment in time)but it gets worse. The broad with the cell leaves and brings back her dude and some other men and walk in front of the theater and say "point em out baby so i can kick they azz"

PAUSE STORY"

Why does dumb sh*t like this have to happen? When i'm just going to watch the movie, just the movie not no drama, no babies crying, etc. When this happened i calculated about 10-15 of the movie was missed due to sh*t just happening in the theater.

""Continue"

So yea the broad couldnt make out who said the sh*t earlier, but goes "if you got a problem with me say it now" and nobody said nothin, but earlier everyone in the audience was clappin for her to be quiet.

anyways....

why do people NOT TURN OFF their cell phone during the movie? That has to be prolly the most ignant sh*t i've ever seen, mainly because before themovie starts theres a part that goes PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES", yet Fri. night some bitches phone rang, and not only she didn't cut it off, but answered it and stayed right there in the theater talkin

[azazel]

this never happened

[Erin]

I only read the first few lines and decided this was way to painful to read.

[-evil-duerr-]

oh shit, and I was just going to ask Big R to share some amusing movie theater anecdotes. thanks man!

[askdjasd]

dude

what the hell????

Move out of retardia and into a nice city.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Erin

I only read the first few lines and decided this was way to painful to read.

erin wins thread.

[Vitamin-X]

No end to people who will chase the tough guy image no matter how
embarrassing it gets.
Seriously, You're in a movie theatre.

"who said that?"
"show yourself"

[project.one]

If you were a real gangstar, you would have jumped up and said it was you and you dont give a fuck!

you fail!

[FeelGood]

so download the dvdscreener and watch in the comfort of your own home.

[hardstylin]

this thread almost sucks as bad as the movie.

[askdjasd]

do you have the dvd screener?

[cubed]

^check your favourite torrent site, it's been up for ages.

[dave mcnasty]

wut fuckin theatre was this at??

[meth0dical]

Originally Posted by cubed

^check your favourite torrent site, it's been up for ages.

theres like 6 versions of this movie on torrent. i have direct link to either a 1cd divx copy, or a 2cd mkv with 5.1 audio if you want
500k/s+ if you have a good connection and download manager

[Kraig]

Was this theatre out in Surrey... or maybe Colossus in Langley? :-p

^ I was going to suggest the same, but I think the real problem is Nabs cant help but complain about his life on fnk. Clearly these things only happen to him.

[Big R]

Originally Posted by Kraig

Was this theatre out in Surrey... or maybe Colossus in Langley? :-p

nah metro man..


and lol at anyone who thinks im nabs. :amuse:



i jus had to voice my thoughts somewhere about the event that happened i thought it was hilarious and lookin back at this thread couple years later ill still get giggles jus thinkin bout it.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Big R

and for the last fuckin time im not nabs!

[Big R]

and thats the cue for thread closed^