(reopened) Im Funk'n Sorry 2004 Review

[Jrock]

Good night! Barstar wasn't really that bad. Everyone got in his face.. but pushin' girls around. NOT COOL!!

Did anyone complain about idiot boy who started fires? No it wasn't Barstar.. This guy is a tool. He should be put down like a lame dog. Take the fire starting elsewhere buddy.

I had a great time, despite these facts. Giving directions to the party was hillarious. A few good friends actually made it while the cops were blockin' the entrance.

SWIFT BEATS RULES YOUR FACE!!

-jay :209:

[bebu*funfun]

shannon that was the best story ever. ever.

[KenJi]

such a fun night, and continous drinking throughout the next night

[XXXtina]

great location!!! if only half the people couldve gotten there in the first place!! i think we tried numerous times for over an hour, eventually we made it in after a few failed attempts along the water and through the forest. eventually the path which led us to success was over that big mound of boulders, through prickle bushes (oh i was bleeding from these in numerous areas) over the fence, across the tracks, and over another fence including barbed wire!!! but i had fun so it was worth it! raver navy seal status acquired!

[charly]

Originally Posted by Jrock

Did anyone complain about idiot boy who started fires? No it wasn't Barstar.. This guy is a tool. He should be put down like a lame dog. Take the fire starting elsewhere buddy.

yeah seriously. i wanted to grab the torch he was holding and smack him across the head with it. total dumbass.

[SteveO13]

Great time guys thanx swiftbeats what a great night im not gunna do shout outs and shit cuz tell u the truth I dont even remember who was there lol I was way to drunk and luvin it. I ended up passin out on a log for a hr and a bit :) yes that was me lol.
Great times sux the cops stoped everyone else from gettin in but meh the party was great

[InSoMnIaK*]

funkin awsome party, I had lots of fun, working the consession was quite the expereince, Drunk natives trying to steal every thing, some dumbass trying to burn down my tent, some fucker that wouldnt get the point that I didnt want him in my tent and eventualy got pushed. but anyway great tunes, CINTO your the best. SPEED GARAGE FOR LIFE. I cant belive some ravers swam across to get to the party....TROOPERS, you guys rule. thanks to everyone that helped out, this pary was most definatly a great turnout except for the cops. but w/e at least it didnt get shut down. to many people to shout out, but you all know who you are....

Jeremy, Shannon, Willis...once again you have out done your selfs

SWIFTBEATS 4 LIFE

[tufflove]

jeah ryb huh??^


that fukking barbed wire was a bitch
i cut my hands so deep i skimmed a tennant
owwww
hurts so much

[Goat]

^you have little people living in your hands?

'tendon'
:P

[Sue Bitch]

gave me hope in the rave scene after fever
scars me to think that there was a 14year old there high on e smoking saying she has been doing drugs for a while now. makes me real scared to have kids in the future.ack
Oh and i hate all barstars makes me sad to think of what they are trying to attract with there clothing????
the conssesion was awsome my buddy joey walked up to me and handed me this big 22 pack of dentine ice gum. lol told my buddys to trade them for smokes since they ran out. that worked out very well. Wish my back wasnt killing me and i wasnt so tired just wish i was home in my bed but i did enjoy the party none the less. I cant say i have ever had a bad time at a swift beats party so keep them coming

[SWIFTBEATS]

Barstar is a fucked up bitch , you look like an idiot what the fuck kind of drugs do you do? gib? coke? or just REAlLY speedy e? cuase you look like a downtown hastings crackhead. punk ass bitch never come to a swiftbeats party again.

[sNyx]

What a crazy night. I can’t imagine a more time fun helping a party or a better group of people. I will admit running the checkpoint solo was a bit hectic at first but with some friendly support we managed to pull it off. Thanks to Tom the limo driver who put up with a good amount of police before having to run off with his license so not to have it revoked.

Managed to run a good two and a half hours of shuttle before having the cops begin to catch wise to the shuttle (oh and the fifty somewhat kids in the park royal lot). I admit it wasn’t the best spot, keeping in mind that most kids won’t be able to find somewhere more hidden in West Vancouver. Some kids really need a good smack across the face, one group (guy and few girls) tries to get into the limo, I asked for their wristbands to which he replies (im getting in for free). Well okay buddy, just step to the side for a moment, I will chat with you. "No, were getting in for free, with one of the deejays", sure buddy that’s fine, just wait over here for a second, let me load up some kids. Finally after shoving him out of the way, sending off the limo, did he argue more with me before I radioed in his request. Fuck, patients you loser. This wasn’t easy enough already? Okay.


Now we have a rather large group of kids, no shuttle. Let’s get on the walky-talky "Topgun to African1, do you copy.. over", repeat. "This is African American 1.. over", "I need a guide from the bridge to the party.. over". We then sent a large herd over the bridge off to the party. Their status went unknown. After awhile at the checkpoint we started to figure that the police were not going to be able to shut it down, however had began to call in tow trucks to block off both sides of the road into the party. We couldn’t walk over without being turned around and told it was over. We were getting worried we couldn’t get in. That’s when Domino came over the wire "Topgun we have a route, you must get onto the bridge.. I will see you there". After repeated tries there was no possibly of getting onto the bridge so we sat it out. Blazed a nice d00d with Hayden after running into him.


Getting on to 2am now, the kids had filtered out from the few true still scattered around with attempts at getting in, then the tots who just drank their booze in the parking lot and went home. Running into Geff outside over the walky-talky we decided to make a dash over the bridge into the path. We timed out when no police were around and went for it. Success! Now the tricky part, down the path, over the rocks, through the residential, into the woods.. flashlights flew on outta nowhere POLICE. Fuck so close, so far. Back down the woods we see a rocky mountain open on the right.. Climb up to the top you can see the party. Train tracks, smored between two eight foot fences block the holly land. Down the rocks, over fence one.. cops at the end of the railroad see kids coming over, we dash up the second fence, I gash my palm nicely over the spiked top (war wound), and we are in the party.

From there on in it was just good tunes, fun people, plus lotsa Gin+Gatorate. Smoked uncountable joints plus enjoyed many good insults. (eye heart money) All together a most memorable evening with MRC. See you Sunday, residency at Mr.Daves. ;)

[Mr.Dave]

It's been awhile since an adventure like that!

Trying to be covert in groups of 20 is very funny.

We tried to get in for a solid two hours before people started getting discouraged. Admittedly I was one of those people until meeting up with some folks that hadn't tried at all yet. We crossed over the railway bridge and got right in!

The effort always makes the arrival so much sweeter. And so did that beach! Very nice spot guys.

I have never seen so many frustrated cops in one place. Still can't figure out how they managed to get on the property in the morning.

Good rave!

[~god~]

good times.

[Sarah...]

a memerable night fo sho......
went for a walk with willis to see how things were at the entrance we get there and pigs say that we cant go back...
i stayed calm waited till pigs were distracted and then off i run to the other end of the beach and the walk along the shore and then im fuckin back!.. very proud i was... it made the party more enjoyable cuz i appriciated bein there more... good times

[*Nessa*]

hmm.. barstar shut up no1 likes u ur a dumb steriod monkey. ur prolly impotent b.c of all ur steriod ahha ugli barstar cant get it upppp.. LOSER!! oh yes i AM soooo manley lmfao lmao.. well ur a prissy bitch.. n i told u to hit me if u were goign to but did u no u jsut pushed me n hit off ym hat well u got sum nice fuckin spit on u.. ur a discrase to this world as amanda says ur the load ur momma shulda swolled.. ur gross n yes i threw the glowsticks in the water:230: n its to bad dont be sucha baby about it.. n what im manley cuz i dont dress like a slut sorrryyy i dont have to dress sluty to get pplz attetion.. like come on stick to ur bars.. cuz no1 wants u at raves.. ur a patethtic excuse for a man you needa grow the fuk up.. n stop tryna kick all the guys ass's for absulty no reason and asking what guys were there with.. so u can kick ur ass now thats sad fighting is for immature ppl well unless u HAVE a good reason like sum1 stealing shit from you or startign shit with you.. but jsut goign to go kncok out .. the guys were with.. for sumthing we did thats sad. deal with it nothign wulda happened if you wernt a baby n cried about ur stupid glowsticks.. so grow up u steriod monkey.. cuz its affecting your brain by saying ur gonna smash our heads in look at as were tiny compared to you its stupid pick on sum1 ur owns size..

[PwInCeSs]

im not even gonna try and say hes cool this time
wasnt there
but sounds like copper wasnt being cool
cant say tho
but
o wow
not cool

[DiamondDash2k]

u werent there pwincess?! i thought u woulda been the talk of the town with all your crazy slewing.. lol ;)

[PwInCeSs]

hahaha
yea
damn missed it
you knew i wasnt
i was with margie

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by barstar

hey i asked u at that house party if u had beef ure were like no man ,i was gonna settle it and u backed down,but now ure still talking shit about roids,and all that kife im not a violent guy ,but idiots like u turn me into one,look the arms on ya what do u feed those things crackhoots and needle points,some have to learn the hard way i guess

dude, i got no beef, i dont even know you. i just laughed really hard when you did all the big letters and shit, it was entertaining to read. shits and giggles, that sort of thing. i miss it. *tear*

[junglEst_gurl]

man oh man wut a crazy night .....
first bein over at stanley park and climbing down this dark VERY steep gravel trail all the way to the sea wall ...extremely drunk and in flip flops(note 2 self DONT WEAR SANDALS TO RAVES..)....ANYWAYS WHO THE SHIT SAID THE PARTY WAS AT STANLEY PARK ....once we got down 2 the sea wall ....us being idiots keep yelling 'ITS DOWN THERE I HEAR THE DNB !!' oh wow its was more like across the water..I could see the lights & everything...so close yet SO far...2 bad i forgot my swimsuit ....BUMMER
so we trek back up the mountain....almost had an asthma attack while i was at it....then once we make it over to the REAL point check like n hr. later the cops pour out all our beer...well like 3 amd keep a case for themsleves ASSWIPES....with a broken down vehicle as well dodge the cops and climbimg the fences and stumbling over huge boulders (ripping my brand new pants and cutting my whole body up....the things we do to rave)
anyways,,,we made it to the party and it was worth it
shaun and chris's set was sick!
also ollie and hirshee taggin was dope....2 bad cinto's set got broken up by those pigs (he was throwin down sum fat speed garage & breaks) ....fuckers always ruinin our fun

good to see all the ol ravers.....till next time
nice job swiftbeats

[barstar]

Originally Posted by MiSs_JuNgLiSt

hmm.. barstar shut up no1 likes u ur a dumb steriod monkey. ur prolly impotent b.c of all ur steriod ahha ugli barstar cant get it upppp.. LOSER!! oh yes i AM soooo manley lmfao lmao.. well ur a prissy bitch.. n i told u to hit me if u were goign to but did u no u jsut pushed me n hit off ym hat well u got sum nice fuckin spit on u.. ur a discrase to this world as amanda says ur the load ur momma shulda swolled.. ur gross n yes i threw the glowsticks in the water:230: n its to bad dont be sucha baby about it.. n what im manley cuz i dont dress like a slut sorrryyy i dont have to dress sluty to get pplz attetion.. like come on stick to ur bars.. cuz no1 wants u at raves.. ur a patethtic excuse for a man you needa grow the fuk up.. n stop tryna kick all the guys ass's for absulty no reason and asking what guys were there with.. so u can kick ur ass now thats sad fighting is for immature ppl well unless u HAVE a good reason like sum1 stealing shit from you or startign shit with you.. but jsut goign to go kncok out .. the guys were with.. for sumthing we did thats sad. deal with it nothign wulda happened if you wernt a baby n cried about ur stupid glowsticks.. so grow up u steriod monkey.. cuz its affecting your brain by saying ur gonna smash our heads in look at as were tiny compared to you its stupid pick on sum1 ur owns size..

i that all u can think of to diss me steroids u know how many times i here that find the facts b4 u judge,do u eat a steady diet of crisco hahah fatty,u wished u had looks like me,it makes me so happy u must hate me so much,

[PHOTONIC]

Originally Posted by barstar

i that all u can think of to diss me steroids u know how many times i here that find the facts b4 u judge,do u eat a steady diet of crisco hahah fatty,u wished u had looks like me,it makes me so happy u must hate me so much,

I dont envy you for your looks, I envy you for your astounding grammar.

[barstar]

Originally Posted by SWIFTBEATS

Barstar is a fucked up bitch , you look like an idiot what the fuck kind of drugs do you do? gib? coke? or just REAlLY speedy e? cuase you look like a downtown hastings crackhead. punk ass bitch never come to a swiftbeats party again.

ha ure idiot dont waste my time u annonymous bitch fag show ure face then talk some shit,dude i look pimped ,,oh hey the secret mix lots of ex ,and booze,try it sometime learn how to party,u can have the gibb and whatever else u prostitute ure ass 4 in this downtown hastings u talk of must of been ther a few times hey ,oh hey everyone on here nows ure a bitch caue if u wernt u would of said this 2 my face,in closing im cooper,and ure someone i dont even know,hahahahah,go suck some ass for crack u little skinbeef.....

[mapleleaf4ever]

Pimped... that's what we'll call it. Learn to Party? I think you're the one that needs to do some learning. Look at your message, I've seen paragraphs written better in Grade 6.