How's this for a date?

[inside]

surfing craigslists women looking for men section and came across this. (Yes I am really lonley and pethetic and women in real life do not like me at all and I have a small dick)
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who does that? Cloning your unattractive self is not cool.

Must Love (small) dogs

[-evil-duerr-]

we can only hope one day they will find a guy with 3 clones of himself to handle all that womans.

[esoter1c]

What if she is really sweet & cool, makes you breakfast in bed and pays for everything & doesn't mind you banging her model sister & milf mom & cougar aunts ?





















































Yeah you're right she'd still stink when she got horny.:sick:

[NinjaBoy]

Internet dating is awesome, it allows ugly people to view and reject other ugly people for being to ugly without having to leave the house.

[wishbone]

i know who that is.

i'm not joking.

[wishbone]

I CAN GO BIGGER RESOLUTION BUT AT THIS SIZE SHE'LL EXCEED BANDWIDTH o

BEING "INTERNET" POPULAR MEANS KNOWIN THE UGMOS, TOO.

[stabmyhead]

She's going to eat that XBOX 360 controller.

Ewww.... it's fat, ugly gamer chicks that give gamer chicks a bad rep.

[Felix Nothus]

She must be so lonely that she has to play with herself...

[stabmyhead]

^ EWW, I don't even want to ever hear those words uttered together when talking about her. AHHH I think I threw up in my mouth.

[yoko*]

MARRIAGE, LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP.
I'm all over this one, ladies back off.

[P.A.R.T.Y]

Originally Posted by yoko*

MARRIAGE, LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP.
I'm all over this one, ladies back off.

Fawk! Nice find Yoko.

[ppcock]

I'm surprised no one has used the:

"she probably loves peanut butter"

[P.A.R.T.Y]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I'm surprised no one has used the:

"she probably loves peanut butter"

Pure gold.

[impure]

this is gold

~* Free Room to Hot Girl 18 - 35 *~ NSA!!

[Disco_Whore]

Pfft, attractive people do lame stuff too.

The worst is when people make a collage of pictures of themselves where they've cut all the other people out.

[stabmyhead]

^ Fatties are only friends with other fatties. It's a rule to keep them together so when you throw shit out your window at them and yell degrading shit, you'll hit them all (not like they're a hard target to miss anyways).

[GSG9]

LOL
i wish that were so. but the harsh truth is that fat and ugly girls ALL have hot friends. some guys know this, and degrade themselves to try and get in the hot girls good books.
but some guys, on the other hand, wish to keep their dignity intact.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by GSG9

LOL
ome guys know this, and degrade themselves to try and get in the hot girls good books.

ha ha ha.... does that even work?

[Lush]

Wow this thread is really cruel, I hope she finds someone really great.

I don't imagine she has the greatest self esteem and it would be really unfortunate if she came across a bunch of strangers on an internet forum ripping apart her personals ad.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

ha ha ha.... does that even work?

You won't get to the supermodel if her mother hen doesn't like you. This much is certain.

[-evil-duerr-]

i thought he meant you have to bang the mother hen to get to the supermodel.... seems crazy

crazy enough to work!

[Disco_Whore]

^That will most certainly backfire. Usually if you sleep with one, that means the rest of the pack is off limits.

...unless we're talking about a bunch of sluts, but if that's the case there would be no problem getting past mother hen in the first place.

[-evil-duerr-]

ya sluts are awesome!

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by stabmyhead

^ Fatties are only friends with other fatties. It's a rule to keep them together so when you throw shit out your window at them and yell degrading shit, you'll hit them all (not like they're a hard target to miss anyways).

i thought it was the other way around, every hot chick has a fat friend to serve several purposes:

-inflate their natural daddy don't love me sourced low self esteem by using them as a bench mark for comparison as objects of beauty.
-make them look better on the basis of relative comparison
-deflect verbal abuse, i mean if you got a fat bitch in your crew she'll catch all that shit before you.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by GSG9

LOL
i wish that were so. but the harsh truth is that fat and ugly girls ALL have hot friends. some guys know this, and degrade themselves to try and get in the hot girls good books.
but some guys, on the other hand, wish to keep their dignity intact.

yo son this is 2008 *****z dont play the long game no more.