lol i bet yall never got dissed this bad

[Big R]

Omg last night I'm out with a chick from my school right.... fine as chick, and we done kicked it for a couple of weekends which gave me the confidence to try her up, plus i thought I was getting signs dat she was feeling me:push: guess I was a lil tipsy too but long story short we leave the party together she lets me take her home so now we away from errthang ..... sitting at the bus stop I'm like here's my chance so I lean in for a kiss and.................



































































If I'm lyin I'm flyin as you can see i'm still typing but the funny thing is later on..she started talkin to me actin like it never happened..and wants to hang again aha whatever though shyt happens you only live once bitches come a dime a dozen

[crackdragon]

she hits you because she loves you

[ebbomega]

You should send her texts every half hour. Chicks dig stuff like that.

[tiedye]

In hookers, we trust.

[Drazkers]

Palmala Hand never says no

[gnosis]

If you talk like you type, no wonder she hauled off and slugged you!

Frosty
(prefers English over faux-ghetto)

[rawb]

IS THIS GUY NABS OR WHAT l

[Mr Ektion]

i don't think he was slapped or hit.. he got the straight arm.

And some girls understand that some guys make moves when drunk. happens.

[esoter1c]

That's hard to believe, i thought all chix wanted their first kiss with someone new @ THE FUCKING BUS STOP YOU GOD DAMNED FAIL OF A BROWN KEVIN ARNOLD !1!!!!

[ebbomega]

I dunno about you but there's nothing more hot that making out with someone in a public place with a drunk guy puking right next to you.

Bonus points if a junkie is shooting up in the next ally.

Oh fuck I'm hard right now.

[GSG9]

props this whole thread.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

I dunno about you but there's nothing more hot that making out with someone in a public place with a drunk guy puking right next to you.

Bonus points if a junkie is shooting up in the next ally.

Oh fuck I'm hard right now.

Fuck that dude, you shoot up with that junkie and then rub that puke all over her tits !1!!

Chix fucking love that shit almost as much as bus stop handjobs.

[stephen_c]

u lean in for a kiss.
she gives u the hand,
but still wants to hang.

diagnosis: halitosis
next time, tic tac.

[fritz]

wait why were you both wearing football helmets

[FeelGood]

so she let you take her home or to the buss stop?!

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN STUNNIN AROUND IN YER X5 AND THEN SHE WOULD HAVE HAD YO BABIES o

[-evil-duerr-]

theres stories for public forums and then there's stories for your best mate over a few frosty cans.... guess which category this thread would fall into?

[tiedye]

Neither. It's not worth telling.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

theres stories for public forums and then there's stories for your best mate over a few frosty MUGS.... guess which category this thread would fall into?

.fixed

[sNyx]

imagery - 4/5
delivery - 5/5
courage - 4/5
success - 2/5
transportation - 0/5

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by fritz

wait why were you both wearing football helmets

fritz wins thread.

Thread closed.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by tiedye

Neither. It's not worth telling.

what, he got elbowed in the face. thats practically the same thing as doing it. buddy's got major show+tell material for school on monday dont be hatin

[galaxie]

PROBLEM: Bus stop.
SOLUTION: Get a fucking car.

[crackdragon]

a womans morales and standards go right out the window when you have a car

[GSG9]

yea but thats not to say there arent sluts out there who will give a mean bus stop bell cleaning.

[inside]

Originally Posted by galaxie

PROBLEM: Bus stop.
SOLUTION: Get a fucking car.

second.