[craigslist repost] What's the definition of awesome?

[ebbomega]

This is

Originally Posted by TFA

I am at a stage in my martial arts training where I wish to test my abilities in a real world situation. I am looking to hire two dwarfs or small women who have stunt training or previous martial arts experience (no black belts please) to attack me. The attack will happen any time during my day, as much surprise as possible is preferred. I will provide you both with my daily route to and from work and other pertinent information.

Although injury is a possibility, I promise not to execute any "finishing moves". If the first event is satisfying, I am open to further scenarios.




* Location: Vancouver
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Open to negotiation

[ppcock]

hahahahahaha

that's gold!

dwarfs or women, no black belts.

[Alex]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[XxJennaxX]

That is the greatest thing i have ever read!!! bahahahahahaha


i think im gonna apply

[mapleleaf4ever]

hahaha that IS awesome.

could you imagine being a bystander watching this guy get attacked by a midget on the street?

[kir mokum]

andy kaufman lives!