Lulz

[G3N3R4L]

what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?



Neil Armstrong "walked on the moon"





and







Michael Jackson fucks little boys in the ass..

[ppcock]

MilkandCookies - Triumph at the Michael Jackson Trial

oldie but goldie

[G3N3R4L]

mine kinda loses value being on two different pages... **EDIT

[tiedye]

i need an adult

[Global]

I changed my mind....too much.

[anewlife]

Lame, lamer, the...

An Irish daughter had not been back home for more than five years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out, "Where have you been all this time? Why don't you write? Don't you know what you put your old mom through?"

The girl, crying replied, "Sniff...Dad, I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT! Out of here you shameless harlot, I don't ever want to see you again!"

"O.K. Dad, I just came home to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a 10 bedroom mansion, plus a savings account certificate for $5 million. "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for you, Daddy, a spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible and an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve aboard my new yacht in the Riviera and....."

"Now what was it you said you had become?" the father says.

"A prostitute, Dad."

"Oh, bejesus, you scared me half to death girl, I thought you said Protestant. "Come give your old man a hug."

:nuts:

[SEAN!]

so i guy walks in to a bar and says, bartender don't give me anything to drink.
bartender asks, why youre at a bar?
guy says well everytime i get drunk i go home and blow chunks.
bartender says, hey i do that all the time.
guy says nah you don't understand, chunks is the name of my dog.


i think dudes name was marty.

[GSG9]

marty man, i told you they have meetings for these problems..