office entertainment

[Ragga_Wh0re]

so today, Ive decided that I will incorporate the word rape in as many song lyrics as possible. So far its worked for about 15 songs.

what do you and your co workers do to stay entertained?

[Krusha]

well just yesturday i punched a baby in the face

for no reason too

he wasn't even crying

[Ragga_Wh0re]

^dude your "jokes" are played kinda like your faux hawk. Why dont you do something more productive like polish your tin hat? Maybe your brother can help you?Granted that hes not busy fighting the reptilians in some intergallactic space war.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

*punches you in the vagina*

[Krusha]

it's so easy to make you mad

i love it

*pushes the whores buttons*

[stabmyhead]

Talk about dirty stuff, usually related to sex, porn, vomiting, shitting - and sometimes all in one.

We used to change each other's names in the advertising server's mailroom, so it'd be something along the lines of "Leslie YOYO Mama", "xxxx MciBrows", "xxxx can't find the GeeSpot", "..... VatOfLube", etc. It got so bad that they actually removed all our names and now we have department folders only.

Change each other's desktops at work. I put a gstring Borat bathing suit picture on my friends. One time someone changed the picture in my coworker's picture frame into one of a male teen pop star with heart stickers all over.

Hide toys somewhere in their cubicle.

Change people's pages and graphics on their pages when they aren't looking - like inserting penises and other phallic items.

Move toys around - like making a dolphin give head to Yoda.

Office olympics - darts (which broke my photo frame), garbage can basketball, etc.

[Mr Ektion]

we have an arsenal of nerf guns. from single pistols to gattling guns. suction darts, velcro sticky darts, clear plastic ones... the only rule in the office is you're not allowed to shoot the person who just shot you. That's retaliation and it's not healthy for a work environment. So if you get one in the head, pass the love on.

[Ragga_Wh0re]

i have bondage bear, it at first was sexual harassment panda because we are all very vulgar. One day i left my desk for a bit and came back to sexual harassment panda clad in a leather g string,bra and ball gag. My co worker made it out of an old cell phone case. That was aces.

I enjoy putting gummy bears in peoples water bottles...they grow! Drive by staplings,calling peoples extensions and saying perverted shit to them. Abusing the inter com system,fucking with peoples graphics and screen savers,fucking with thier mouse button settings and display settings. Deleting crucial files from thier desktop.

The best one was my co worker taped a talking card behind my white board, and had a string rigged to it that would set off the voice box when he pulled on it. I couldnt figure it out for 2 weeks until I tweaked on him one day then he showed me what he did.