Favorite Simpsons Quote...

[OLE]

Originally posted by Flip


Quit sassing me fat-boy, it's not a rip off, I was inspired by the Family Guy thread and figured there are a billion great Simpsons quotes.

whatever man. the same old threads will keep on apearing over and over again. They are just worded differently.

[OLE]

Burns singing see my vest: "These slippers are endangered african albino rhino! See my vest! See my vest!"

Burns: "I really like the vest!"
Smithers: "I gathered sir."
Bart: "Na-na-na! Na-na-na! Na-na-na-na-na-na!"
Lisa: "BART!"
Bart: " Sorry. Gotta admit, it is catchy."

[theCookee]

Originally posted by KStar
I am so smart I am so smart.. s-m-r-t .. doh!.s-m-a-r-t

my favorite too.

[doubletake]

APU: Silly customer, you can not work a twinkie.

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go! For the good of the city.

[narcotix]

homer riding shopping cart "Must Kill ...WHEEEE!!!!!!!!"

[skittled]

Mayor Quimby - Are you drunk enough to sleep with me
Blonde - its only .5 beer
Mayor Quimby - You didn't answer my question. Are you drunk enough to sleep with me

[taylormade]

can't talk, eating!

[kiMMie]

"Lisa... your teeth are big and green! Lisa... you smell like gas-o-line. Lisa... na na na Lisa"

"Hi-didly-ho Neighborino"

"MmMMmmm, Do-Nut"

"Thank you and COME AGAIN!"

One of my favorites: "Oooooh, they have the internet on computers now"

[foolish]

I bent my wookie

My cats breath smells like cat food

ya sleep, that is where I am a Viking

MMMMMMMMMMMM Floor Pie

The list goes on

[Wood]

"Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetnus shot!"

[Chet]

I'd be stupid not to do this

[baby_bluez]

another fave would have to be.. and this one goes out to kimmie and brit...

Homer: Where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

British guy: I nibbed it from your sugar pile while you let your gaurd down.
... and i'd DO it again!

"TO THE BEE MOBILE!!!!"
"you mean your chevy?"
"yah, thats the one"

[kimmay candy]

mmmm Forbidden dounut AH!! THE DEVIL!
Marge...I'm not going to lie to you...well. I'm going to moes.
as I proceeded to grab that sweet,sweet Kan...arggg!!

[Taddy_Bare]

Originally posted by ninewells
soo many good ones

Bart and homer
"you can't win friends with salad, you can't win friends with salad"


apu
"hotdog, yes no, yes no" I suck for not remember the whole line

YOU GOT THEM BOTH WRONG!! it's: "You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends ith salad!" :P

[mojo]

not sure if its been said but

"shut up brain or ill poke you with a qtip"

homer-"that dog has a puffy tail!!!here puff, here puff, ehehe"

"the pointy kitty took it!"

quimby-"take em away toys"
bart-" dont you mean boys?"
quimby-"do what the boy said"

[Taddy_Bare]

^ not Quimby, it was Wiggum.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

ralph: "will you be my mommy?"
*wolf picks up ralph and walk aways"
raplh "you smell like dead bunnies"

after ralph is hurled through a window with a note on him
ralph: "Im a brick!"

[MAx]

Ralph:" Miss hoover my crayon jumped in my mouth and i ate it"
"oh boy sleep!" "Thats where I'm a viking!!"

[MAx]

Homer:" I know i musn't eat thee...but....arrrrllgg!....mmm sacriligious..."
homer: "Save me jeebus!!"

[Wood]

^sacrelicious

[slug]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffff"

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

homer: " I know you can read my mind boy.... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

[Jrock]

Homer "No beer and no TV make homer something something"

Marge "Go Crazy?"

Homer "Don't mind if I do,, hahahahb hbalksdhbkhasbd Ahh errr Ahh errr"


Homer "Ok pie, I'm gonna do this, and if you get eatin' it's your own fault"

-jay :209: