Favorite Simpsons Quote...

[Flip]

Homer in the episode where he smokes pot:

Marge: "Homey, where have you been?"
Homer "Wo wo wo one question at a time!"

Homer: "We have a kitchen?!?"

Homer: " If T.V. has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that chicks should stick to girlie sports like mud-wrestling and foxy-boxing."

Homer: "Don't you hate pants?!?"

There are so many more, the Simpsons rule!!!

[Special_J]

Ralph - "Go banana!"

[Akeel]

homer

"it was like that when i got here."

man that line has saved my ass so many times....

[Cdn_Brdr]

I'm not sure about the Simpsons but I'm pretty sure this is my favorite thread rip-off thus far!

[MC Hammered]

Mmmmm... Doughnut. :PartEkid:

[KStar]

I am so smart I am so smart.. s-m-r-t .. doh!.s-m-a-r-t

[cheeseburger]

soo many good ones

Bart and homer
"you can't win friends with salad, you can't win friends with salad"


apu
"hotdog, yes no, yes no" I suck for not remember the whole line

[Flip]

Originally posted by Cdn_Brdr
I'm not sure about the Simpsons but I'm pretty sure this is my favorite thread rip-off thus far!

Quit sassing me fat-boy, it's not a rip off, I was inspired by the Family Guy thread and figured there are a billion great Simpsons quotes.

[vangroover]

disco stu
"disco stu likes disco music"

[Special_J]

"duff man... can't breath... oh no!"

[lala]

the poochie rap

Lisa - "Can't talk...comin down"

Bart - "I didn't do it"

Homer - "DOH" "mmmmmmm beeeerrr aararafhaghahg"

[baby_bluez]

It was the episode where theres a girl thats smarter than lisa, and she goes to the smart girls house
Smart girls dad:

"I have a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it"

Homer:
"Oh no...I hope i didn't brain my damage""

Bart:
"Cant sleep. Clown'll eat me. Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me"

"HI IM TROY MACLURE!"

"Urg to kill faddddding. RISING,,, fading, faaaddding. rising. RISING... RIS-Faaaaadinggg aww"

[mattymids]

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try"

and my all time favourite

They have the Internet on computers, now?"

[Jingles]

Homer : pack your bags kids we're moving under the sea!

Marge: that's your solution to everything - move under the sea
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[MAx]

The one were Ralph and all the kids see skinner and krebopal( is that how u spell it) in the closet...and ralph goes "i saw principal skinner and misses krebopal in the closet and they were makeing babies....and one of the babies looked at me and he said hi"
:284:

[mojo]

"theres a lemon behind that rock!"

"just a little airborne, its still good, its still good!"

bart-"ummmmm...theres fish in your shoes.."
disco stew-"i know,....i cant get them..outa there"

"im cold.....and there are wolves after me"

"smitheeeerrrrrrrrssssss"

what a classic show

[miss.myra]

"dental plan!" "lisa needs braces" "dental plan!" "lisa needs braces""dental plan!" "lisa needs braces""dental plan!" "lisa needs braces""dental plan!" "lisa needs braces""dental plan!" "lisa needs braces""dental plan!" "lisa needs braces"

[mojo]

"i was saying boo urns" how did i forget this one??

when homer and apu go to see the head of the quickymart...
head-"you have 3 questions"
homer-"are you really the head of the quickymart?"
head-"yes"
homer-"really?"
head-"yes"
homer-"really?"
head-"yes...thank you , come again"

[pbreak]

"Me fail english, that's unpossible!" - Ralph

"I bent my wookie" - Ralph

Ralph: "Miss Wormwood, I swallowed my worm - can I have another?"
Wormwood: "No Ralph, go to sleep."
Ralph: "Yay sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

[pbreak]

"Homey, I can see your doodle!" - Ned

and the first quote of my sig is Ralph too, forgot aboot that

[BreaksBoy]

no no no....the BEST one was from the security guard in the shopping center where bart steals the video game.....

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of smokes and a short length of hose!"

[Kandyapple]

Homer: I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!

-It's drinking the water!!!!
-look! That dog has a poofy tail! Here poof! Hee hee!"

Bart: I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

Dr. Nick: Well if isn’t my friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and a arm for a leg.

[Lil Bunny]

i dont remember what exaclly happens in this episode but it goes a lil like this

Fat Tony: "Looks like we gonna havta take a trip to Little Italy"
Homer: "ok. i'll go get our little passports"
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Bart: "go apple"
Milhouse: "go orange"
Ralph: "go BANANA"
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Ralph: "Hi Liar"

[OLE]

can't remember: "That's not the groom; it's a pig!"
Homer: "No wonder he was pooping so much!"