how to tell you live in vancouver.

[devi8te]

as requested by lisa b..

How To Tell You Live in Vancouver!
vansterdam.txt

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation
in English.
4. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, & is
named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
8. You also know which Yaletown restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. A really great parking space can move you to tears.
10. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps;
You don't even notice.
11. A woman gets on the bus with live poultry; You don't even notice.
12. The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and
sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
13. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
14. The gym is packed at 3 PM ....on a work day.
15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers your mail is into BDSM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
16. You watch the weather from a Seattle TV station because it's more
accurate (see 19).
17. You pass an elementary school and the children are all busy with
their cell phones or pagers while waiting for their personal rides home.
18. You're sure you're the only one on the road with a REAL driver's
license.
19. The weather forecast calls for possible sunny periods, some cloudy
periods, and a probability of rain showers... AND EVERY DAY IT'S THE
SAME!
20. The more expensive the car, the worse the driver
21. Having fun seems to be against the law
22. Every night is a blockbuster night.


feel free to add in your own reasons.

[shorerider]

50% of your wardrobe is from MEC, despite the fact you spend 50% of your time in your SUV due to a poorly designed traffic system.

[Ree Fresh]

eceryone complains about the lak of sunshine and how cold it is... despite there great tan :moon:

[junglequeen]

funny
so glad i dont live in the city

[hannibelle]

Originally posted by wellbelove's
eceryone complains about the lak of sunshine and how cold it is... despite there great tan

whoa... i moved here about four months ago from saskatoon (ugh... ) and was surprised to find that hardly anyone out here has a tan... in other words, i haven't seen very many people out here who fake bake! i've never fake baked but i remember at my high school in sucksnatchewan almost everyone was like... super brown by february. maybe people get bored of tanning after summer?? or maybe i just hang out with too many poor students... =)

[ppcock]

everyone on vancouver irc channels play's dnd!

IM A LEVEL 44 ROGUE