Being Fat

[Goat]

furthing the list:

-being smell has it's advantages, stupid people show signs of intelligence and avoid the odor.
-fat chicks need lovin too (playing field is probably more open)
-we can sit for long durations of time without getting a soar ass.
- less chance of anal encounters, "AHAHHA fool, can't get ur dick through the fat can ya!?!?!"
- jerking off and playing wiht a pair of tits.
- gloating girdle rights.
- gloating custom clothes rights.

and the list goes on...

[Dean]

Originally posted by Goat:
furthing the list:
- jerking off and playing wiht a pair of tits.

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

[Mc*Phee]

Originally posted by ebbomega


Like I said. Tits yes. Dicks no. Where the hell did you get this information?

Here's a hint:

Tits: Made of fat. Fatness is a factor.
Dick: Made of blood and skin. Fatness has no bearing. A person's size girthwise has zero correlation to their size.... girthwise....

As I went on to say... it was a rediculous statement. But it just kinda seems logical.
I think I need some proof.

[Lady Dame]

"its what's on the inside that counts." :c-tard:



bwahahahahaha
fat people need love too.

[Ggabe81]

^^^^^^^^
No if your counting about Sizes Its really whats on the Outside.
Sorry Babe

[pbreak]

Originally posted by Goat
furthing the list:

-being smell has it's advantages, stupid people show signs of intelligence and avoid the odor.
-fat chicks need lovin too (playing field is probably more open)
-we can sit for long durations of time without getting a soar ass.
- less chance of anal encounters, "AHAHHA fool, can't get ur dick through the fat can ya!?!?!"
- jerking off and playing wiht a pair of tits.
- gloating girdle rights.
- gloating custom clothes rights.

and the list goes on...

really here goat (you fatass) the chance of an anal encounter is worsened cauz you can't run away, so they have all the time in the world to peel away the lard and eventually get through...

girdle and custom clothes are really expensive, you wouldn't be able to afford em (all money must go to food to stay so fat) and therefore no gloating rights...

and playing with man-tits just isn't the same dude... well, maybe for you it is (*pbreak shivers*)

dont forget being able to stand up without having to rest, being able to sleep without your neck fat chocking you, not dying at age of 32 from a massive heart attack, not getting type 2 diabetes, not being fat....

[Lady Dame]

[decypher]

Originally posted by pbreak


dont forget being able to stand up without having to rest, being able to sleep without your neck fat chocking you, not dying at age of 32 from a massive heart attack, not getting type 2 diabetes, not being fat....

the thought of chocking on my own neck fat while sleeping sounds very appealing, maybe something i can strive towards lol.... (goes to pick up a burger)

[Joanne]

sometimes I think I'm invincible and can kick my bf's ass. instead, he just picks me up and spins me in a circle.




I'll bet fat people never have that problem.......

--Joanne :P

[Goat]

really here goat (you fatass)

300 pounds of sloppy uber whut!?!?
pbreak, stop reigning in on my parade will ya. let us fat fucks have our 15min in the spotlight ya bastard :P

being able to sleep without your neck fat chocking you

doesn't really matter cuz we're so content after having sufficiently affixiated ourselves, hands free, while jerking off (hey, some people get off on that) playing with our man titties.

[pbreak]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
sometimes I think I'm invincible and can kick my bf's ass. instead, he just picks me up and spins me in a circle.

--Joanne :P

i'm just amazed that kev can pick somebody up - werd up stoney, im proud of ya

and goat, this whole thread is pointless anyway cuz you're not fat you munchhead (that's right, i called you a munchhead!) - you're just a skinny bum with a gut that's gonna get beat up by a skinnier asian guy who's skin is really soft.

[Goat]

dood. you're dillusional as hell, i'm worried.

im so full of uber it's not even funny. It's the clothes man, they're not very revealing, that's all. don't let it fool you.

another good thing about being fat: Dave's punches, not to mention arm and eventual body, will be absorbed into the rigling masses of lard.

skinny asian and loud paver are going down.
you're forgetting something: Kenji and I have a secret weopon, the sketch factor.

[bungoshlung]

no matter what you say.. i like being fit, thanks

[zarlon]

i love being thin

it's the shit

if i was fat i think i'd kill myself

[Joanne]

Originally posted by pbreak


i'm just amazed that kev can pick somebody up - werd up stoney, im proud of ya

kevin always picks me up, gives me piggy back rides and bench presses me... I think it's a male thing or something... :toasted:


and goat, this whole thread is pointless anyway cuz you're not fat you munchhead (that's right, i called you a munchhead!) - you're just a skinny bum with a gut that's gonna get beat up by a skinnier asian guy who's skin is really soft. [/quote]

I KNOW! I saw his picture on the gallery...




FAT PERSON WANNABE!

--Joanne :P

[bren]

another fat fact

you cant see your gross feet. but this can leat to feet hygene problems

maybe thats why fat people have ugly shoes. they cant see them

bren

[Joanne]

I'm suddenly reminded of a poster I saw at the San Fransisco store.

it had a picture of a really obese couple half naked with their guts hanging out as they were facing each other.

the title was "mission impossible"




it still cracks me up to this day!

--Joanne :P

[Goat]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
I'm suddenly reminded of a poster I saw at the San Fransisco store.

it had a picture of a really obese couple half naked with their guts hanging out as they were facing each other.

the title was "mission impossible"




it still cracks me up to this day!

--Joanne :P

pffft. that's what mirrors are for. get with the times. why would i bend my whole entire neck when i could just avert my eyes. jeeze. talk about fitness extremists.

in other news, i found a philly steak and cheese under my left breast today. it rocked.

[Dean]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs
I'm suddenly reminded of a poster I saw at the San Fransisco store.

it had a picture of a really obese couple half naked with their guts hanging out as they were facing each other.

the title was "mission impossible"




it still cracks me up to this day!

--Joanne :P

hahahah that was one of my all time favorite tshirts in San Fransisco... it was hillarious when i first saw it..i couldn't stop laughing

[pbreak]

Originally posted by Goat


pffft. that's what mirrors are for. get with the times. why would i bend my whole entire neck when i could just avert my eyes. jeeze. talk about fitness extremists.

in other news, i found a philly steak and cheese under my left breast today. it rocked.

umm, goat... i think all the fat in your brain kept you from understanding what the poster was getting at.

[BuTTeRCuP_GiNa]

dun u jus love it wen fat ppl call u fat..? and ur actually 328973x smaller then them.. haha

im like 87lbs.. and this chick who was like 145lbs called me fat...? wow she msut be a whale compaired to me.. ahhaa.. o gawd to stoned..

[bungoshlung]

^holy shit, youre tiny!