Being Fat

[Goat]

we fat people have numerous advantages over you skinny folk:

-we float in water
-we're impervious to the cold
-if ever stuck on a deserted island, we got food. just gotta cut off a steak and fry'er up with the magnifying glass
- we can roll down hills like no ones business
- you ever get hit by a fat person? momentum + dead weight = a force to be reckoned with.

and the list goes on.

hoo ra!

[mikey]

GO TEAM GO !

[crackdragon]

I dont float?? shit!

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

hmm.... good point
but I think you should finish the list
Im not quite convinced of all the advantages yet

[Senior]

However we skinny people:

-fit through all doorways
-sweat much less and therefore smell better
-move a lot faster and can get out of the way big people's punches or run away of course
-walk up stairs like no else's business

HAhaHA

[Special_J]

^^ Plus, skinny people probably get laid a lot more, and by better looking people

[Pussy_Kat]

hummm i still dont think u have convienced me that i want to gain weight.....although i would give ANYTHING to float :D

[Senior]

Originally posted by Pussy_Kat:
hummm i still dont think u have convienced me that i want to gain weight.....although i would give ANYTHING to float :D

Hold your breath!

[Mc*Phee]

Fat people have bigger dicks/tits

[ebbomega]

^^ Tits, yes. And that applies for both genders. However, having the tummy flab makes your dick look smaller.

PNNERS 4EVA!

[Senior]

Originally posted by Mc*Phee:
Fat people have bigger dicks/tits

Is that what a fatty told ya?

[Ggabe81]

[i]
^^ Tits, yes. And that applies for both genders. However, having the tummy flab makes your dick look smaller.

PNNERS 4EVA!

I have to agree one hundred percent with Ebbomega. I am athletic, Military and i have a Big Dick. Well Thats all you need to know. If my wife reads this im Dead.

[Mc*Phee]

Originally posted by Senior


Is that what a fatty told ya?

haha I was diggin deep trying to find an advantage....

[Ggabe81]

No advantages in Lying. And why you complaining you an't FAt.

[Mc*Phee]

^^^
I wasnt lying! c'mon u must agree on the average larger men and women have bigger dicks and tits.

[Ggabe81]

^^^^^^^ Not really, Yes On average the woman does, But The Male It doesnt. Ive seen pornos. J/K, All im sayin is. You cant really rely on that.

PS, Your Hott :PartEkid:

[Mc*Phee]

yes I admit it was a rediculous statement. But i was just trying to help out the fatties in this battle.

[donkey punch]

i want to eat you

[Ggabe81]

Well thats good, last person who did that god Followed and loved by all the fat people. Why are we sayin fat people. Im sorry, Physically weighting challenged people. :toasted:

[Mc*Phee]

haha way to be politicaly correct! :p

[Ggabe81]

Why thank you, i dont want to offend any one Madame Mouseille.
:moon:

[Mc*Phee]

I think this topic is about done. ... or maybe it is for me I dont want to get myself in anymore troubble :kam:

[Ggabe81]

lol, RIggghhhttt, Well Talk to you laterz

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by Mc*Phee
^^^
I wasnt lying! c'mon u must agree on the average larger men and women have bigger dicks and tits.

Like I said. Tits yes. Dicks no. Where the hell did you get this information?

Here's a hint:

Tits: Made of fat. Fatness is a factor.
Dick: Made of blood and skin. Fatness has no bearing. A person's size girthwise has zero correlation to their size.... girthwise....

[Bevvy Swift]

hahahaha funny thread