Corny/Stupid Pick Up Lines

[klockwize]

4 shizle my nizle

[kash]

Your dad must be a retard cause youre really special

[Grapes]

The average number of strokes per minute is nine

Ummm? It is?

"The word of the day is 'legs'.. let's go back to your place and spread the word."

[Gbizzle]

Dyam girl u fione!!!!!!!!!! BAM BAM BAM???

[Lady Dame]

Pick - Up Line Comebacks


man: "hey baby, you wanna dance?"
woman: "not in your life time"
man:"im sorry, you must have misunderstood, i said you look fat in those pants!"

woman:"your body is like a temple"
man:"sorry, there are no services today"

man:"hey baby, what's your sign?"
woman:"do not enter"

man:"have we met before?"
woman:"Perhaps, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic."

man:"so what do you do for a living?"
woman: "im a female impersonator."

woman:"havnt i seen you someplace before?
man:"yeah, thats why i dont go there anymore."

man: if i could see you naked, id die happy"
woman:"Yeah, but if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing"

[klockwize]

Originally posted by revolvers_angel
Pick - Up Line Comebacks


man: "hey baby, you wanna dance?"
woman: "not in your life time"
man:"im sorry, you must have misunderstood, i said you look fat in those pants!"

woman:"your body is like a temple"
man:"sorry, there are no services today"

man:"hey baby, what's your sign?"
woman:"do not enter"

man:"have we met before?"
woman:"Perhaps, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic."

man:"so what do you do for a living?"
woman: "im a female impersonator."

woman:"havnt i seen you someplace before?
man:"yeah, thats why i dont go there anymore."

man: if i could see you naked, id die happy"
woman:"Yeah, but if i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing"

lol

[Skitzo_Style]

are you from Tennese? 'cause you're the only "ten" I see.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally posted by kash
Your dad must be a retard cause youre really special

that is the shit!

[DiZz_E]

thats outfit would look good crumpled up in an evidence bag.

[Gbizzle]

you betta go hang up cause girl u off the HOOK yo!!!!

[Atlantis77]

hey baby u wanna see a magic trick

sure why not

we ll go to my place, we ll fuck, u deissapeare.

:D

[frontline]

^ classy!

[candytabi]

This one was actually pulled on my friend:
Hey! is your pussy shaved?

[Taddy_Bare]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

[MusHHeaD]

"Shhhhhhh" (one finger giving the shhh to your mouth and the other hand about to cover her mouth)

[Mo...]

Originally posted by crookedking
did it hurt?

did what hurt?

falling from heaven.

who said i came from heaven?! :kam:

[Mo...]

if u were an astronaut could i get sucked into ur black hole?

[*Jessica*]

are your parents retarded? cause you're really somethin special

[Atlantis77]

thanx jar, i love that one myself. It wont work if the person sais no, however . . . why would u wanna pick up someone who doesnt wanna see a magic trick. soo blah!!!!

[Gbizzle]

quoted from .forwerd. "is that a mirror in ur pants casue i can see myself in them" haha

[Berta]

hey bitch..nice shitter ;)

haha u gotta love it :)

[Pussy_Kat]

nice shoes
WANNA FUCK?

[mojizz]

Can i interest you with a dinner and a movie. dinner as in we'll be having sex... movie as in, I'll be filming it.


i'm 0-7 with that one.

[Ggabe81]

So Wanna go out for pizza and fuck??
"Slap"
What you dont like pizza???