Corny/Stupid Pick Up Lines

[Gbizzle]

hmmmmmm can i have a quarter so i can call u.....muuahahaha

[mapleleaf4ever]

Hey Cucumber what's your number? :tounge1:

[crookedking]

did it hurt?

did what hurt?

falling from heaven.

[ckyroach]

hey baby, chips and gravy

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

I lost my teddy bear....
can I sleep with you :)

[kash]

I'm no Fred Flinstone but i'll make your bedrock

They say milk does the body good, damn girl how much have you had?

Is that a mirrior in your pocket? Cause i can see myself inside your pants

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Are you onE?

[Gbizzle]

are u tired cause u been running thru my mind all day baby....hahahaha

[Scarface]

I brought this rose so i could show it how pretty you were.

[ty:rone]

my pants would make a nice rug on ur floor

[Akeel]

Baby you must work at subway cuz your giving me a footlong!

[omega_image]

is your name gillette? cuz your definately the best a man can get

[Cdn_Brdr]

Here's $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female receives two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 x 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you're not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

[Dean]

^hahahaha!

i lost my phone number..can i have yours?

[Goat]

let's fuck.

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

Sex is a killer.... wanna die happy?

[e_BoY]

are those space pants your wearing cause your ass is out of this world.

[Hot Karl]

here have some g

[Akeel]

^
i think thats the only one that will work....my foot long line was close once though.

[klockwize]

wanna go out for a pizza then a fuck?

[klockwize]

yo yo yo hoochie mama, i wuz chekin your fat ass out from around tha way, and i gots to say " holla if ya hear me dawwwg........so do you wanna have sex?

[zarlon]

haha, have these lines even worked for any a y 'all??

i doubt it

[klockwize]

never even used em in the first place, just thought they where shitty/funny

[zarlon]

killer, good to hear

i'd think you were pro if you could pull that shit off tho
or maybe just targeting some nassssssty girls!

[klockwize]

maybe both?

[zarlon]

yea i was thinking i should have posted that as an option too

well keep representin' then