Books you should read

[Antenna_Boy]

"Snitch" program to detect "PRON" or in ebbo's case PORN

Snitch detects pron on your hard drive
Snitch is a software program designed to detect pornography on computer hard drives. Detected files are sorted, and can then be assessed and deleted if necessary. Pornography can come in many forms - Snitch is capable of detecting porn images, movies, inappropriate internet activity, obscene filenames and obscenity in text-readable files. It also contains algorithms for extracting data about the contents of compressed files and checking to determine if the contained files are suspicious in nature.

Search results returned by Snitch can be used to find porn on the target system, and delete the recovered files if required. The Professional version of Snitch has reporting functions, so that if many machines need to be scanned, ie. in schools with laptop programs, then the results can be printed for further action.

In summary, Snitch is designed to find porn, and allow deletion of unwanted files so as to restore a clean hard drive again. Schools, companies and home users frequently purchase Snitch to find and delete porn and bring their system back to a clean hard drive.

[ebbomega]

Originally posted by Antenna_Boy


You are some idiot to label me as a kid still. For your information I do read Maxim as it has many interesting things to read in there. If I was to say I only look through the magazines to look at beautiful woman then I would have said that as such. Porn is something to look at when you don't have a girlfriend. I respect my girlfriend enough not to look at porn so you can just shove it. :finger:

Yes, but at least I contributed to this thread.

[ebbomega]

It's not "pron" it's "pr0n".

If you're going to talk in l33t, do it right.

[ebbomega]

PS: You look at Maxim girls but don't look at porn? One standard will do just fine here bub.

And wtf does respecting your girlfriend have to do with looking at porn? It's not like you're fucking other women.

Or maybe you're one of these people who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

[PHOTONIC]

i've read a couple pages of a clockwork orange and its all narated by the main character and his crazy lingo.. its the next thing on my to read list... I personally would suggest Bram Stoker's Dracula... if you saw the movie.. it was absolute fucking garbage... the book is really good though.

[Lunch Box]

Good choice.. catcher in the rye... i just can't stop reading that fucking book.. i have read it about 9 or 10 times now...

[sidekick]

Photonic....which Dracula movie is garbage? I haven't seen any, but there are a couple out there, arent' there? Plus, yeah I haven't read the book either, but it's sitting on my shelf right now.

If anyone hasn't read The Phanton Tollbooth by Norton Juster. YOu should go out and get it. I read it when i was like 10 years old and it's been my favourite book ever since. If you like crazy intelligent word-play, then you'll like the book.

I bought this book a couple of days ago called Lemon. It's actually about the relationship that a man forms with a lemon (don't think anything sexual here). The author published the hardcover books without any illustration on the cover and then went ahead and personally drew covers on 10,000 of the books. So i managed to snag one of the drawn covers at the Chapters on Robson and Howe. The rest of the books just have blank covers.

If you wanna go check the book out, it's on display on the third floor right at the top of the escalators. THe author is Lawrence Krauser. But yeah, it's not an easy book to find.

[crookedking]

every dracula movie i've ever seen sucked ass. the only vampyre movie i like is lost boys.

and that one sucks ass too.

[gslse]

I suggest, 'Dragonlace: Chronicles' vol.1-3, 'Jurassic Park' & 'The Lost World,' 'A Brief History of Time' and 'Brave New World.'


"You cannot have a lasting civilization without lots of pleasant vices." - Aldous Huxley

[crookedking]

if those dragonlance books you mentioned were the "war of the dragon" books then they're among the only good ones.

the other good ones are where raistlin and caramon go back in Time.

[M.S.K.P.]

Off the top of my head:

William Kotzwinkle - The Fan Man
Tom Robbins - Still Life With Woodpecker
Herman Hesse - Steppenwolf
Orson Scott Card - Treason
Iain M. Banks - Feersum Endjinn

[SteveO13]

jake my friend I'd hafta say I'll rent the movies :P

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally posted by PHOTONIC
i've read a couple pages of a clockwork orange and its all narated by the main character and his crazy lingo.. its the next thing on my to read list... I personally would suggest Bram Stoker's Dracula... if you saw the movie.. it was absolute fucking garbage... the book is really good though.

Clockwork Orange is a crazy movie... good to watch when you're ripped.

[SteveO13]

Clockwork orange is a fucked up movie man
but its fuckin DOPE

[gslse]

Originally posted by crookedking:
if those dragonlance books you mentioned were the "war of the dragon" books then they're among the only good ones.

the other good ones are where raistlin and caramon go back in Time.

Yeah. The Dragon Wars you're mentioning is in the 'Chronicles' trilogy. As well, the 'Twins' trilogy is also very good. I personally like almost all of the Dragonlance books.
The Forgotten Realms have the 'DarkElf' series consisting of more than 11 books, to date. Starting w/ the book 'Homeland', then 'Exile', 'Sojourn' . . . 'The Crystal Shard', 'Streams of Silver', 'The Halflings Gem' . . . 'The Legacy', 'Starless Night', 'Siege of Darkness', 'Passage to Dawn' . . . plus, one still in h.cover. This series, and the 'Foundation' series by I. Azimov, put Tolkien to shame.

[sidekick]

^^Yeah I've only read a couple of those Dragonlance/Forgotten Realm/Fantasy story series stuff. They were actually pretty good, and there's a hella lot of them too.

[tested01]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson

everyones seen the movie, but the book....MUCH better

[sidekick]

^^I haven't seen the movie, and i refuse to until I've read the book. Looks trippy.

[gslse]

How about William Gibson. You guys ever read his stuff? I just met him two weeks ago at the JJ Bean on Commercial Dr. & 6th. Totally cool dude, man! He stopped to talk for a few min. His first popular book is 'Neuromancer.'
My favorite fiction novel of all time . . . bar none!

"The future should not be for prophecy, the future should be for man." - ??

[sidekick]

Hey I saw this book in chapters a couple of days ago. I wondered why the title rang a bell. Perhaps I'll pick it up one day when i have money.

[G-Stuff]

Heavier than Heaven(Biography of Kurt Cobain)
***once you start it you can't put it down***

[Veni*C]

ecology of commerce....

(have yet to read it... looks very interesting)

[Nobot]

green eggs and ham- dr.suess

[gslse]

Best Doc Suess book af all time . . . the Lorax.

"It's a 'Thneed.' What's a thneed, you ask? A 'thneed' is made from the tufts of the tuftula trees and it's everyone, everyone EVERYONE needs." - doc Suess.

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