what gender is it?

[DJDeeb]

If you're like most people,
common everyday items look
neutral to you.
But what you may not know is that many of them
have a gender. For example.........

1. Ziploc Bags -- Male,
because they hold everything in
but you can see right through them.

2. Copier -- Female,
because once turned off,
it takes a while to warm up.
It's an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc
if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tire -- Male,
because it goes bald
and often it's over inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloon -- Male,
because to get it to go anywhere
you have to light a fire under it,
and of course,
there's the hot air part.

5. Sponges -- Female,
because they're soft and
squeezable and retain water.

6. Web Page -- Female,
because it's always getting hit on.

7. Subway -- Male,
because it uses the same old lines
to pick people up.

8. Hourglass -- Female,
because over time,
the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. Hammer -- Male,
because it hasn't evolved much
over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.


10. Remote Control -- Female......
Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this --
it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know
the right buttons to push,
he keeps trying.

[Kandyapple]

I thought this was just going to be a picture of a he/she

[Carrie]

i like those..

this fnk thing is keeping me entertained at work.

[e_BoY]

yea i thought there were gona be pics