A boring drunken story!

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Well, I wish I could amuse you all, with a crazy story about booze, lesbians, fighting and explosions. Unfortunately nothing very eventful happened tonight. I played some pool and won most of the games. I danced with some sluts and it turns out they are all friends with my ex, so that's about it. I'm not sure why but I got molested by atleast 3 or 4 different sluts but I don't know what they look like. Everytime I'd turn aound, there was a different chick molesting me, and I'm sure "No means No" but obviously they don't care about my feelings, DAMN incensitive pricks!! Word!