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"You want Fries with that YOU STUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER?!?!"
"What'd you say?" "I said SUPERSIZE THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH" *tosses food at them* I think I'd last 1/2 of a Shift there... |
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Sep 07, 04
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Are we ON topic? Lets tone it down people...:silly:
If Sweet Home Alabama hadn't shot me dead while I watched in horror as my dreams melted away, I may have had a chance to at least say good bye. |
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Sep 07, 04
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You want randomness, how about this. HOw birght is a computer monitor when you're drunk????
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i paint pillars... pillars is what i paint.. i draw a line.. i draw the line straight.. it is level.. cuz i used a level k??.. then i put some tape... all the way around the pillar.. then i do it again.. i paint pillars... pillars is what i paint..
and the girl that works with me sucks a mean cock at lunch break just ask the guys :) |
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Sep 07, 04
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sheenuh... sheeeeeeenuh.. where's ma sheeeeeeenuh??
mew. mewmewmmew? meeew mewmew!!! feet for my lungs.. belly for my beer and a whole lotta money to support the habit.. running half naked down the street? i thought so... you disgust me!!! |
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Sep 07, 04
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.. not just the alphabet anymore..
now when you call in we'll send you your amazing new alphabetic toothbrush/ass trimmer.. new patented design lets you brush your teeth and trim that hard to reach ass hair with one tool!!!! not only that but it sings the alphabet so you can have a good time while doin it.. call in soon and you will also receive the how to book on hitting on old women.. and barbra strisand's greatest hits.. you get all of this for 10cents!!!!! that's right folks 10cents!!!! (some assembly may be required.. provincial taxes apply.. shipping and handling $200.00.. and a deposit of $350.00 for delivery insurance) thank you for shopping with crapmart:) |
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Aahhh, for fuck sakes... I pissed all over myself and I wanna go to bed!
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K, we got to put our new leaf made woods on the fire.
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It doesn't hear like it.
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so this guy's truck breaks down on the side of the road.. and he's waitin to maybe hitch a ride with someone drivin along the road... he waits for a bit.. and this red pickup truck comes crawlin down the street.. in the front there's 3 natives and in the back there's 2 natives.. the passenger looks at the man and says.. "what's the problem?"... the man replies "piston broke"... the passenger says to him "hey cool, we're pissed n broke too.. jump in!!
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crappers... i think im going to get a rat and name him crappers
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ashes... ashes... ashes... <<<---- been said 3 times
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congradulations!!! now u get to read thru every post on this thread and tell me the most random thing you read.
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that's on this page... you suck.. go read thru the first 27 pages
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bahaha.... no need brah.. .that was about someone pissing their pants i mean come ON! it wins... hands down...
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no it really doesn't... you should read some of the fucked up shit that sheena's got in here... and david for that matter.. wow.. just wow
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