randomness.. don't ask .. i just don't know

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by junglequeen

if you tell a joke and noone is around to hear it are you really all that funny?

it means you have no friends and should start posting on web sites

[junglequeen]

would i be cool if i only spoke in the third person?

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Another Dr.Doom ... ?

[junglequeen]

do porn stars make good house wives?

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I would not think so : But I would love to have a slut on call ... ?

[junglequeen]

can you raise a family on the wage of a professional clown?

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Only if the clown does not wear those big ugly clown shoes.

[junglequeen]

is it worse to break up or break down?

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What about break even ... ?

[magic_hands]

fall asleep on the floor on the bus during traffic hour... if anyone tries to touch you scream out bananas like you are drunk.. and if they speak to you say "crackers... lots and lots of crackers"

[junglequeen]

i wish i had a blanket made of velvet

it would be hot

[magic_hands]

sheena.. im going to use yer rack as a pillow mk?

[junglequeen]

slut

what if we carved cantelope on halloween instead of pumpkins?

[frogprincess]

Originally Posted by junglequeen

slut

what if we carved cantelope on halloween instead of pumpkins?

cant cuz they go brown :(

[dapimpstress]

i dunno how that'd work out, cause a pumpkin rind is thick while a cantalope has a very thin outer layer....

[junglequeen]

who came up with electric can openers?

[frogprincess]

william lyman invented manual ones in 1870

[dapimpstress]

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

[Partizan]

who cares

.. probally one ... or as many as it takes.. or some stupid answer like that

[CodaDrummer]

Two avatars in this thread are rockin.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by Partizan

who cares

.. probally one ... or as many as it takes.. or some stupid answer like that

BAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
that was good :)

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

BAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
that was good :)

tha real answer is "It depends on how hard you throw them"

[CodaDrummer]

"hehehe..... your name....."

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What exactly is being talked about ... ?

[CodaDrummer]

Neat.