The disturbing "fake sleeping" trend

Trancelations · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

What's the deal with fake sleeping? I have noticed an alarming amount of people jumping on the fake sleeping wagon....why not just go to sleep you fucking vampires?? Seriously, have we all gotten so paranoid that we now have to pretend to be sleeping because we think that people will turn against us if we're unconscious and start whispering harsh secrets? *play twilight zone theme now* The only time I fake sleep is when someone is trying to wake me up in the morning and I don't want them to know that I was up all night- my tactics work though (just mess the hair up a bit) and it's not due to paranoia, just trying to keep the obvious on the downlow.

Belms · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

fake sleeping? never heard of it.

M!SKA · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

how do you notice when someone is fake sleeping? ARE YOU WATCHING THEM?

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

Umm... sure? Fake sleeping sounds like too much effort, I'd rather the real stuff. If someone is whispering shit about me I'll find out sooner or later. So why not just get real sleep so you can save up the energy to beat the crap out of the backstabber later? :)

Belms · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

my question is who the fuck whispers "secrets" when ur sleeping?

Trancelations · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

Who whispers about u while u sleep?? The same people who go into your bag and steal your two cell phones, drugs, money and 2Gig laptop memory card.
And am I watching, of course.... it's hilarious to watch people thinking that they're tricky.

mapleleaf4ever · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

You watched them do that? I hope you taught them not to steal. (Sorry, I'm just raging about Thieves lately...)

Trancelations · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

no i didn't watch them steal that shit....i used my super sleuth abilities and sniffed the scathy goofs out. i hate people who steal, but hey if u really want my old shit fine. keep it. i was just using those kinds of individuals as an example as to who the people that would start talking shit (as they're going through your bag) while you are sleeping....hence some people's justification for fake sleeping.

mapleleaf4ever · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

I still say you stay awake and just club the bastards when you see it about to go down. :)

Belms · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

where the fuck do u sleep that people would steal from u whislt u sleep?

C_squared · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

i'll fake sleep in the skytrain if i see someone really annoying that i know is getting on and i rather keep to myself... doesnt work all the time tho:/

e_BoY · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

[quote=Trancelations]What's the deal with fake sleeping? I have noticed an alarming amount of people jumping on the fake sleeping wagonQUOTE]

fake sleeping? huh? where do u live that u see this band wagon starting? never heard of it

chrisgo · #13 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

oh god those fuckin vampires....your fuckin hilarious JREX....whut whut....

Rytalin · #14 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

TWO cell phones???

why the fuck do you need two cell phones?????

ps lay off the amphetamines. They're not all out to get you, and real sleep is better.

trance4life · #15 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

wtf is fake sleeping

Akeel · #16 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

stop hanging out with crackheads and jibteks.

probably lay off the pipe yourself too.

spunsugar · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

yeah what he said^

mojo · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

enough with the drugs

Ms.Chop · #19 (**permalink**) Sep 18, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trancelations

no i didn't watch them steal that shit....i used my super sleuth abilities and sniffed the scathy goofs out. i hate people who steal, but hey if u really want my old shit fine. keep it. i was just using those kinds of individuals as an example as to who the people that would start talking shit (as they're going through your bag) while you are sleeping....hence some people's justification for fake sleeping.

this jus made me think

DUMBASS!

yoko* · #20 (**permalink**) Sep 19, 04

i fake sleep when I don't want people on the bus to talk to me

i can only fool strangers because I brux my teeth when I sleep and snore, so unless if I fake both things I can't fool anyone I know.

Custard · #21 (**permalink**) Sep 19, 04

lol, thsi thread is great!

Van Tek · #22 (**permalink**) Sep 19, 04

I close my eyes on the skytrain or the bus sometimes if crackheads get on and I don't want them to start jabbering at me... it's a good defense mechanism against irritating people

C_squared · #23 (**permalink**) Sep 19, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thanatos

I close my eyes on the skytrain or the bus sometimes if crackheads get on and I don't want them to start jabbering at me... it's a good defense mechanism against irritating people

that was my joke.. :/

justin · #24 (**permalink**) Sep 19, 04

what a sketchy motherfucker
ooh whats that i hear, its the secrets someone's whispering to you in your DREAMS! *shakes head*