Best Trek Jokes EVER (calling all geeks)

[Euro Dollar]

notice how in a quote in Rytalin's signature there's a number 47?

now that you mensioned it, 47 is a popular number in star trek.

Voyager is my fav of all startrek sagas, however the original startrek movies *not the 5 year mission which is good to* but the movies are fucking awesome!!!

How about Star Trek: Generations? you actually get to see kirk and picard riding horses together, whats up with that?



here's a little popquiz, who can remember the one and only time *in any episode/movie* where a member of the crew swears? What word did they say? Who said it? What situation were they in?

[ebbomega]

I don't know, but I could seriously see Picard doing that.

[Kandyapple]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

"There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

haha deeb got that one. Then I picked on him for being a geek. And then I hugged him because it was so cute. :p
I love it when bf's admit to having a geeky side.

[DJDeeb]

10 = 2 in binary :185:

[mux]

Originally Posted by DJDeeb

10 = 2 in binary :185:

Y'see, when the string said to the bartender that he was "afraid not", he was actually making a pun, saying that he was "a frayed knot"! Get it? "A frayed knot"? Like, a knot made up of rope that has frayed?

Just in case any of you missed that one as well. Sheesh.

/me lowers the bar a little...

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

I don't know, but I could seriously see Picard doing that.

nope... sorry picard is not the right answer...

(tip)

you should've seen the look on picard's face when he heard the (person) swear.
even in the (situation) they were in.

[Magi]

The star trek movie with the whales

was really really REALLY bad. Hardcore bad.

Goodbye continuity.

[Sykonee]

Sev Trek's got a lot of great comics. :)

[Euro Dollar]

lol ^^

[Discord]

:)

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[impure]

wow, i so don't feel left out by not getting most of the jokes in this tread.
it's kinda reassuring in fact.