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WOW... this is a blonde joke
Three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blond, have been kidnapped.
The kidnapper is about to shoot them, and asks if they have any last words, first the brunette. She replies, "no." The kidnapper says "ready, aim," and before he could say anything else, she said, "earthquake!" Everyone ran and she got away safely.
During the redhead's turn, the kidnapper asks if she has any last words, and she replies, "no." The kidnapper says "ready, aim," and before he could say anything else, she said, "tornado!"
Everyone ran and she got away safely. During the blond's turn, the kidnapper says "ready, aim," and before he could say anything else, she said, "fire!"
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Dec 02, 04
