bachelorette parties
planning them is pretty fucking exciting.
but getting drunk by 6:30 with champagne and sangria, going to a strip joint getting free roses, two free shots, having a shot taken from your crotch, buying a pitcher then getting another pitcher baught for you, helping other girls puke, drinking sex on the beach out of a huge plastic cock, yelling "PUSSY" at the top of my lungs at eevry chance i got, taking a juicey pussy shot, going to shine, giving a girlfriend who didnt want to make a big deal about her wedding all the excitement in the world and making sure she was embarassed, happy, and completely overwhelmed is worth every minute and every penny i spent on the whole shin dig.
(plus going home with an extroidinary young man and eating grilled cheese sandwhiches completely fucking rocks.)
Last edited by mugsy; Dec 12, 04 at 06:15 PM.
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