sausage parties

[tvmann]

1. sausage party
A party, where girls are outnumbered by guys (by far). So basically, a fuckin boring party where theres no possibility of gettin layed, and where the guys are gettin mad drunk to forget about it.

Bob:"Hey how was it at that party last night?"
Johnnay:"Fuckin weak, no bitches... a fuckin sausage party!"





2. SAUSAGE PARTY
n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all males that includes sexual overtones.


3. sausage party
A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."


4. sausage party
A party in which the penises outnumber the bearded clams.

Matt M. likes to go to sausage parties where there is usually only 5-6 other guys and a bottle of vodka.....Yeah, he's taking it in the chili chute!


5. Sausage Party
A hand of Full House in Poker, one consisting of all Kings and Jacks.

Dave: I got three 7's, aces high
Jon: I got two 10's and two Aces
Chris: Well I win with a sausage party, Three Kings and two Jacks.


6. sausage party
a gathering consisting of more dicks than chicks

Mr. Davis: So how was it last night at the bus depot Mr. Stewart?
Mr Stewart: Well since I am a gay man, I loved it because it was a total sausage party.


7. sausage party
a mostly male gathering, if there are females present, they are usually taken (spoiled) or are not worthy of attention (rotten)

what a lame party! tottally sausage. well there was a rotten meat taco with extra cheese, but who hasent eaten that tonight?


8. sausage party
to be out partying and men outnumber woman...Implies a sausage fest

this fucking place is a sausage party...lets find some chicks


9. SAUSAGE PARTY
lots of blokes

You wanna go into a club but you check to see if the place is heaving with Ladies, you check it out and its full of blokes ,, go back to your mates "nah man place is a sausage party"

[wum]

well i learned something new: bearded clams. ha. ha.

[sidekick]

that picture has been flipped. check out the writing on the posters.

*KEEN EYE*

[Gusto]

maybe they are in an alternate universe.

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by gusto

maybe they are in an alternate universe.

looks like it is entering the realms of the 5th/6th dimensional sausage fest , infact i'm sure

[Gusto]

it's just like our universe, except that the writing it backwards, everyone is a dude, and there are enough seats for everyone.

[Goodfellow]

I wish there was enough seats in our universe :( the 4th dimension fucking steals them

[frogprincess]

i like sausage

[-ff-]

All of those numbers said exactly the same thing with different wording.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

i like sausage

yeah, like the time that you asked if i preferred taco or sausage parties, and then pretended you were actually talking about the food.

[jono]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

that picture has been flipped. check out the writing on the posters.

*KEEN EYE*

Real Movie posters are actually double sided, ie. the they have a mirror image of what is on the front, on the back. I have no idea why though.

These guys just put their posters up with the fronts to the wall.

On sausage parties:

I've been to a fair number in my day because most of my friends are guys, with the occasional guy girl who hangs out with us. A guy girl being a girl who hangs out with mostly guys (not to be confused with a shemale). For example, Elaine on Seinfeld is a guy girl.

When my buddies start complaining about a sausage party, I usually ask, "who would you rather be hanging out with, your friends or random girls". Granted random girls have their time and place, but if you'd rather be meeting random women then hanging out with your friends on a regular basis, why don't you just put on your silver shirt, shiney shoes and head on over to Granville street. There's lots of clubs there that the bouncers tailor not to be sausage parties.

Having evenly distributed sex ratios at a party is nice, but it's not a reality if your friends are all dudes.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

i like sausage

werd...

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by jono

Real Movie posters are actually double sided, ie. the they have a mirror image of what is on the front, on the back. I have no idea why though.

These guys just put their posters up with the fronts to the wall.

nope!

because if you look at the guy near the front, his t-shirt says "Virgin" but the writing is backwards.

if you don't believe me, save the picture and flip it so you can see the mirror image.

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by jono

Real Movie posters are actually double sided, ie. the they have a mirror image of what is on the front, on the back. I have no idea why though.

yeah, and while this might be true, i've had movie posters that were not double sided. i'm guessing they probably weren't "real", but these posters probably aren't either.

[acidic_liquid]

Some real movie posters aren't double sided. I got all kinds of movie posters from when I worked at the theatre.

Working at the Taco Bell there... THAT was a sausage party.

[hardstylin]

i like taco...

[BongMan]

here is a thought bring a girl of your own and you never seem to have the sausage party problem

[frogprincess]

i like tacos too

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by frogprincess

i like tacos too

id like to have tacos with you sometime.

[jono]

You're right!

Although this raises some questions:

Why would they bother flipping a picture of a bunch of guys in a room?

Why would they bother printing movie posters on both sides when it would be really expensive for something you don't see?

Why are some movie posters double sided while others aren't?

To the googlemobile!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Sausage Party? EVER WORKED AT AN AIRPORT?!?! There are 5 women of any sort of decent calibre out of over 440 people that work here. That's not including non-employees that are about as well.

[jono]

http://www.reelartgallery.com/frames...ed_poster.html

Double sided movie posters are the ones that they use in the rear illuminated display cases. I'm just assuming (and we all know what that does) but.... I'm guessing it has something to do with how light would distort, or wouldn't even get through, if the poster had a regular white back.

I'd also guess the movie posters that aren't double sided are the ones stuck on the walls inside of the theatre.

But this doesn't answer why someone would flip their picture of a sausage party. Maybe this is a movie poster concept for an upcoming film: Sausage Parties: A Tale of The Forgotten Females

[-Dubs-]

sausage party = u need to go out and find some girl friends........ who can go with you or who u can invite.

ps. those guys who always are like "i hope there are hot bitches there, or i hope there alota fine women there" are the ones who create this by bring like 6 friends and no women to these parties all hoping to get laid..

[tvmann]

Ya - that picture IS flipped, funny.

Was at a party on the weekend, it was OK, fairly even match, only a minor shortage of ladies. The guy in charge who had the house told guys they could not invite other guys unless they also brought at least 1 girl each. It worked.

Once we had a party there and all these invited guys invited other guys that had nothin to do, and then all of a sudden there was a party with about 30 guys and 2 chicks, and the person in charge just went crazy cuz he didn't want another sausage event, so he kicked EVERYONE out.

[Only_Glory]

Originally Posted by BongMan

here is a thought bring a girl of your own and you never seem to have the sausage party problem

bring my girl to the sausage fest? umn... no
for her, my, and their safety