have you ever danced with a chick out of pity?

[wum]

Originally Posted by crookedking

anal.

homey don't play dat

[Crazy Dave]

I loved living out in Surrey/Delta close to the Holly Crotch school (errr I mean Holly Cross). See anal sex is not losing your virginity, so it's ok to do before marriage.

[COMATOS3]

Originally Posted by Crazy Dave

I loved living out in Surrey/Delta close to the Holly Crotch school (errr I mean Holly Cross). See anal sex is not losing your virginity, so it's ok to do before marriage.

so thats what the priests were doing after class.
i wondered what those noises were.

[Chewy]

yea,, so all you people waiting to have sex till marrige can just screw your partner in the poop tube..

[COMATOS3]

Originally Posted by Chewy

yea,, so all you people waiting to have sex till marrige can just screw your partner in the poop tube..

thank god im not catholic

[wum]

what's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
























One waits until you're 15 to come on your face

[COMATOS3]

acne dont cum all over ur face till ur 14

KARMA:) werd
























One waits until you're 15 to come on your face [/quote]

[COMATOS3]

fuck dude u put the answer in...way to ruin my moment

[ppcock]

she was fat and ugly

We met at 10pm near the escalators at plaza of nations, i went into her pants.. it took me 12 hours to find that hole.

(she was massive fat)

[Ms.Chop]

Originally Posted by Crazy Dave

I loved living out in Surrey/Delta close to the Holly Crotch school (errr I mean Holly Cross). See anal sex is not losing your virginity, so it's ok to do before marriage.

actually...

in ontario.. they are taking out kilts as a form of uniform for girls in catholic schools.. becuz their kilts are super short.. some dont wear undies.. and alot of them were getting pregnant.. yes at the tender age of 13 sum were getting pregnant.. so this year is the last year girls will wear kilts..

my friend megs her kilt is so short that u can see her cooch :| wen she sits, wen she stands, wen she walks...

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and one time in africa.. my mom and her friends were skipping school...
and her and her friends saw the nun from her school fucking the priest in the back of the alter.. they saw from the window...

[veN]

Guys always dance with me outta pity. I always try and make it really akward and difficult for them to say no. I'm fat AND ugly... So how else am I gonna get a dance?

[COMATOS3]

Originally Posted by Nev

Guys always dance with me outta pity. I always try and make it really akward and difficult for them to say no. I'm fat AND ugly... So how else am I gonna get a dance?

if the guy is really really drunk? heh

[veN]

Originally Posted by dekor

if the guy is really really drunk? heh

Yeah that also works too :) And if you have a good friend, like wum's gf, who sets you up with their bfs or male friends out of pity for a dance, they are pretty much obligated :P

[wum]

i saw your pic. i'd hit it :)

[ppcock]

i'd hit your dog wum

[COMATOS3]

Originally Posted by ppcock

i'd hit your dog wum

ahahahaha

[veN]

Originally Posted by wum

i saw your pic. i'd hit it :)

Hahha, dammit! Yeah ok I'm busted. I am not actually fat or ugly. Where did you see my pic wum..?

[Crazy Dave]

Originally Posted by Nev

Guys always dance with me outta pity. I always try and make it really akward and difficult for them to say no. I'm fat AND ugly... So how else am I gonna get a dance?

If this is the same Nev I'm thinking about other then a bit tall, your defiantly not ugly and fat.

[veN]

Originally Posted by Crazy Dave

If this is the same Nev I'm thinking about other then a bit tall, your defiantly not ugly and fat.

I was joking !!! I was hiding behind what annonymity I had and pretending I was "one of those girls guys dance with out of pity" to see what the ppl in this thread would say. But my plan was FOILED!

And hey, some guys dig tall girls!

And yes Dave, it's me... the one and only Nev :)

[COMATOS3]

Originally Posted by Nev

I was joking !!! I was hiding behind what annonymity I had and pretending I was "one of those girls guys dance with out of pity" to see what the ppl in this thread would say. But my plan was FOILED!

And hey, some guys dig tall girls!

And yes Dave, it's me... the one and only Nev :)

tall girls are hot

[wum]

Originally Posted by Nev

Hahha, dammit! Yeah ok I'm busted. I am not actually fat or ugly. Where did you see my pic wum..?

oops, i was thinking of Angel in the "post a random picture of yourself" thread. okay, give up the goods now :)

[Crazy Dave]

Originally Posted by Nev

I was joking !!! I was hiding behind what annonymity I had and pretending I was "one of those girls guys dance with out of pity" to see what the ppl in this thread would say. But my plan was FOILED!

And hey, some guys dig tall girls!

And yes Dave, it's me... the one and only Nev :)

I'm just inscure of my own (lack) of hight. And/or best sex I've had is with short girls.

[wum]

Originally Posted by Crazy Dave

I'm just inscure of my own (lack) of cock. And/or best sex I've had is with short girls.

fixed.

[veN]

Originally Posted by wum

oops, i was thinking of Angel in the "post a random picture of yourself" thread. okay, give up the goods now :)

I thought you might have been bluffing. SHIT! I gave up my cover unnecessarily!!!

[COMATOS3]

Originally Posted by Nev

I thought you might have been bluffing. SHIT! I gave up my cover unnecessarily!!!

hey nev post a pic of yourself