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Old Jan 22, 05
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have you ever danced with a chick out of pity?

Last night, I went to a party and there were a lot of girls. I went with my gf and she ended up introducing me to all the girls she knew there. I only remember like one or two of their names, but I think I ended up meeting about 10 of her friends in all

one of the girls was about 5'5 wearing really manly clothes, weighs probably about 170 lbs, and acts like a dude. If she cut her hair short, people would probably mistake her for being a guy.

In any case, she's like "you wanna dance?" and since nobody was on the dance floor, I said "let's wait for more people to come in". After an hour or so, when the place started to get filled and people were dancing, I made my way to the dance floor with 3 other people. Out of nowhere, this bulldyke comes up to me and starts freak dancing.. I'm like

whenever I'm on the dance floor, she's always right next to me. Whenever I'm sitting down, she was always asking me questions and pretending she couldn't hear my answers so she could move her head right next to mine..

then, she's like "hey, do you have friendster?".. I said "no" and walked away.. thank goodness she didn't come up to talk to me again.

anyway, anyone here ever dance with a girl out of pity? I don't think there are a lot of guys that do, since she was acting like we were going out after I did.
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Old Jan 22, 05
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Old Jan 22, 05
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Old Jan 22, 05
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Even give a chick a mercy fuck?
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Old Jan 22, 05
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fuck...thats happened too many times. and the funny thing is that they learn how to use ur actions against you. like they pretend they cant hear or do something just to get closer to you. or they just randomly touch you. it creeps the shit out of me. and u just smile while ur muttering "get the fuck out of my face u ugly slag"
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Old Jan 22, 05
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^or you can call them mopeds.

See a moped is fun to ride,,, but you don't want your friends see you doing it.
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Old Jan 22, 05
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^or you can call them mopeds.

See a moped is fun to ride,,, but you don't want your friends see you doing it.
ive herd that before....so true
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fuck...thats happened too many times. and the funny thing is that they learn how to use ur actions against you. like they pretend they cant hear or do something just to get closer to you. or they just randomly touch you. it creeps the shit out of me. and u just smile while ur muttering "get the fuck out of my face u ugly slag"
lol, i know. my girlfriend probably set me up too, because she's all like, "c'mon it's just a dance.. be nice, she doesn't meet a lot of guys" so i couldn't flat out tell her to fuck off.
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Old Jan 22, 05
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wum's Mom looked sad OK?
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Old Jan 22, 05
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lol, i know. my girlfriend probably set me up too, because she's all like, "c'mon it's just a dance.. be nice, she doesn't meet a lot of guys" so i couldn't flat out tell her to fuck off.
that funny....its even worse when shes the odd one out. like ur wit 10 flat out fine chicks and shes fat and ugly. yet since shes with good lookin babes she thinks shes hot. makes the situation even worse...

like seriously girl.....go on a diet and MAYBE the thought of talking to you will pass through my head.
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she's dead you asshole
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Even give a chick a mercy fuck?
i wouldn't call it "mercy" i'd call it drunk.

edit-so no i haven't.
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Old Jan 22, 05
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she's dead you asshole
erik is a necro.
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Old Jan 22, 05
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erik is a necro.
I saw that,,, but I did not want to say any think.

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Old Jan 22, 05
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Some people, both guys and girls that arent as popular as the rest, can mistake people being nice to em for other things.

Everyone know that in a group of good looking girls there always has to be the ugly or fat or on most horrid occasions both ugly and fat friend

I was introduced to one not too long ago and just bcus i chit chatted for no more than 5 mins, she had the dellusion that we were meant to meet that night

Lesson learned

Never talk to fat fucks
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wum's Mom looked sad OK?
BUAHAHAHHA.

Who ELSE has erik fucked!!??!? TUNE INTO SOME POST ANYTIME NOW TO FIND OUT!!!!
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Old Jan 22, 05
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anyway, anyone here ever dance with a girl out of pity?
Every bloody wedding I've had to attend!

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Old Jan 22, 05
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Old Jan 22, 05
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Some people, both guys and girls that arent as popular as the rest, can mistake people being nice to em for other things.

Everyone know that in a group of good looking girls there always has to be the ugly or fat or on most horrid occasions both ugly and fat friend

I was introduced to one not too long ago and just bcus i chit chatted for no more than 5 mins, she had the dellusion that we were meant to meet that night

Lesson learned

Never talk to fat fucks
hahahah...u talk to them for 10 minutes and they think their getting laid
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Old Jan 22, 05
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Every bloody wedding I've had to attend!

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No the question was not if a chick danced with you out of Pity.
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Old Jan 22, 05
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the worse was last year when i was dancing away trying to make my way over to the hot girls but along comes this guy, he was clearly gay. he danced right next to me then he grabbed my hands and next thing you know we are dancing together, i looked around everyone had left the dance floor, it was just me and him now, all my friends are watching, then the song ends, i look at him, i say.. "uhm thanks for the dance, but uhm i gotta go back to my friends" then out of nowhere he leans in quick as a fox and kisses me... i ran away back to my friends where i was made fun of all night :(
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Old Jan 22, 05
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Old Jan 22, 05
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the worse was last year when i was dancing away trying to make my way over to the hot girls but along comes this guy, he was clearly gay. he danced right next to me then he grabbed my hands and next thing you know we are dancing together, i looked around everyone had left the dance floor, it was just me and him now, all my friends are watching, then the song ends, i look at him, i say.. "uhm thanks for the dance, but uhm i gotta go back to my friends" then out of nowhere he leans in quick as a fox and kisses me... i ran away back to my friends where i was made fun of all night :(
dude....i dunno whats worse..getting a quick kiss from a faget or a kiss from a fat chick. no offense to all the gay guys out there but they are both pretty bad.
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^ ha ha you're gay too?
nope, i was skurred
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